If the cute girl sitting behind you on your first day of school told you she was God, would you believe her? Follow me as I uncover the mysteries and hijinks of Haruko Arakawa, the strangest girl in class.

But before that, would you like to learn a few things about me? You don't have to, I mean, you could do without it and read the book instead. I put a lot of effort into it, you know? So... why are you still reading this blurb?

Well, fine. If you so desperately want to learn about me. I like movies. Or, I used to, I guess. You know there's a story in the book, right? Isn't that what you wanted in the first place? I mean, I could be wrong, it's not an uncommon occurrence.

And since you're still here, enjoying the blurb, I guess I was wrong. I apologize. I can keep going for a little longer, but now you have to PROMISE to read the book. Alright? All of it! And if you don't... let's just say I know some pretty powerful people. It's God, I know God.