The Cute Girl Sitting Behind Me in Class Proclaims Herself God

If the cute girl sitting behind you on your first day of school told you she was God, would you believe her? Follow me as I uncover the mysteries and hijinks of Haruko Arakawa, the strangest girl in class.

But before that, would you like to learn a few things about me? You don't have to, I mean, you could do without it and read the book instead. I put a lot of effort into it, you know? So... why are you still reading this blurb?

Well, fine. If you so desperately want to learn about me. I like movies. Or, I used to, I guess. You know there's a story in the book, right? Isn't that what you wanted in the first place? I mean, I could be wrong, it's not an uncommon occurrence.

And since you're still here, enjoying the blurb, I guess I was wrong. I apologize. I can keep going for a little longer, but now you have to PROMISE to read the book. Alright? All of it! And if you don't... let's just say I know some pretty powerful people. It's God, I know God.

[Present-Day - Chance Encounter]

Art and Story are both done by myself.

FINISHED! Large updates to chapters are marked with [REWRITE] and all other chapters got small continuity changes to fit the updated prologue. Thank you for reading!

[Present-Day - Chance Encounter]

Art and Story are both done by myself.

FINISHED! Large updates to chapters are marked with [REWRITE] and all other chapters got small continuity changes to fit the updated prologue. Thank you for reading!

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Chapter 0: Prologue - The Boy Who Sat in Front of God [REWRITE]
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Chapter 1: The Strange Girl by the River
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Chapter 2: I Went on a Date With God, I Think
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Chapter 3: Does This Count as Getting Kidnapped?
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Chapter 4: The Surprise of Haruko Arakawa
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Chapter 5: Book Book Book Book Book
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Chapter 6: Heavy Breathing and Her Hand on My Mouth [REWRITE]
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Chapter 7: The River Came Pouring Down
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Chapter 8: AAAAAAAAAAAA, that's how I feel
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Chapter 9: This Was Unexpected, Why Am I Blushing?
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Chapter 10: Misunderstanding
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Chapter 11: And Confession
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Chapter 12: A Healthy Dose of Platonic Ambiguity
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Chapter 13: Lightning Strikes Thrice [REWRITE]
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Chapter 14: If I Open My Eyes, Will Your Face Be In Front of Mine?
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Chapter 15: Turning Point
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Chapter 16: Breaking and Entering Is the Cool New Thing
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Chapter 17: How to Overthrow a School
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Chapter 18: QR Code Catastrophe
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Chapter 19: You're Making Things Really Complicated Here
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Chapter 20: Role Reversal
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Chapter 21: Sour Demands and Sour Typewriters
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Chapter 22: Throwing the Umbrella Into the Rain
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Chapter 23: Miracle
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Chapter 24: The Maid Outfit I Alluded to at the Start [REWRITE]
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Chapter 25: Willow Tree
Author
GenreComedyDramaMysteryRomanceSchool
UpdatedAug 31, 2023
Chapters26
Writing StatusFinished
Word Count32,862
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