The Cute Girl Sitting Behind Me in Class Proclaims Herself God

If the cute girl sitting behind you on your first day of school told you she was God, would you believe her? Follow me as I uncover the mysteries and hijinks of Haruko Arakawa, the strangest girl in class.

But before that, would you like to learn a few things about me? You don't have to, I mean, you could do without it and read the book instead. I put a lot of effort into it, you know? So... why are you still reading this blurb?

Well, fine. If you so desperately want to learn about me. I like movies. Or, I used to, I guess. You know there's a story in the book, right? Isn't that what you wanted in the first place? I mean, I could be wrong, it's not an uncommon occurrence.

And since you're still here, enjoying the blurb, I guess I was wrong. I apologize. I can keep going for a little longer, but now you have to PROMISE to read the book. Alright? All of it! And if you don't... let's just say I know some pretty powerful people. It's God, I know God.

[Present-Day - Chance Encounter]

Art and Story are both done by myself.

FINISHED! Large updates to chapters are marked with [REWRITE] and all other chapters got small continuity changes to fit the updated prologue. Thank you for reading!