Claude Evers - transported into another world, familiar of Magic Knight Eryn. Attack - negligible, Magic - negligible, Crit - Max? With these unfortunate stats, the only option was to become the girl's servant. However, when enemies start falling to his trusty chef knife, Claude must do what he can to target only weak points. Easier said than done. As Claude and Eryn encounter all sorts of weird situations, Claude must use whatever seemingly random abilities to get by. What can a guy with such a messed up build hope to achieve?