Once upon a time-

Paadruman: So cliché-

Shut up, I am the author!

-a bored immortal was watching Modern Times, having melon-sauce pizza with juice - and decided to transform a planet-sized monster into cotton candy. The story revolves around Nine, his friend Six, and all the stupid shenanigans that happen all the time. Everything in this world is stupid, makes no sense, and yet somehow people persevere and live through. History, reality, time, space, and farts are mixed together in a potpourri of meth - resulting in a meaningful yet meaningless collage of-

Paadruman: STOP YAPPING!

SHUT UP! I AM THE AUTHOR, DAMN IT!