THE UMA CORPORATION OWNS ME!!

Our goal at the UMA Corporation is to become ubiquitous on your daily life. From the moment you wake up to the moment you go to sleep, and even in between, UMA works for you! Whether through our vast manufacturing and distribution arm, our web of telecommunication services or our research and development facilities hidden worldwide, UMA seeks to be your everyday companion from the cradle to the grave. Our customer service support is consistently rated the first of its kind, and they will stop at nothing to obtain your absolute satisfaction. Everywhere you see our logo, you can be confident that our centuries of knowledge and expertise have been leveraged for your convenience. And with subsidiaries and storefronts everywhere within this plain of existence, as well as in the internet and all parallel dimensions, you can be sure that UMA is omnipresent and inescapable. Everywhere you go. Everything you see. We are there. We are it. WE. ARE. UMA.

Prompt: Who Needs Plot
Theme(s): #Work
My themes: #Satire #Self-Discovery