Carlos and Seth are just two teens trying to navigate daily life with their adoptive dad. School, friends, girlfriends, and a father who is secretly an Eldritch Being (you didn't hear that), to name a few. Sure, their life is a bit complicated, but whose isn't?

(Though, maybe not everyone has a federal agent keeping tabs on their dad. . . Oh well.)

What could go wrong? Nothing, right?

(Or maybe try a lot of things, but you didn't hear that either.)