Why Kill? When Witches Can Be Tentacled!

Misunderstandings - created at a glance, but difficult to get rid of. Two people are caught in the midst of them, fighting to find a place for themselves. For Maribell Schuzen, stumbling upon the Grimoire of Lies meant being labeled as a Witch, a follower of the slain Demon Lord and enemy of the entire world. For Snazzy-chan, a popular streamer and otaku extraordinaire, a new fate has him wrapped up with tentacles. Tentacles, you say? Why, Snazzy is now a jellyfish of all things!

“But don’t worry, Snazzy is a gentlemanly jellyfish!”

Swearing to protect Maribell with all that his little body can do, Snazzy will show the world that keeping a Witch wrapped up is preferable to a dead Witch!

Cover art drawn by dotturndot.

Prompt: My New Life as a...
Themes: #Anthropomorphism #Fantasy
My Themes: #Isekai #Magic #Misunderstandings

Prompt: My New Life as a...
Themes: #Anthropomorphism #Fantasy
My Themes: #Isekai #Magic #Misunderstandings

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Chapter 1: The Witch and the Jellyfish
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Chapter 2: A Snazzy-chan by Any Other Name
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Chapter 3: Snazzy-chan, On Fire!
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Chapter 4: One’s Talents Up for Display
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Chapter 5: We Are Not A Bad Witch and Jellyfish!
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Chapter 6: In for a Shock
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Chapter 7: Snazzy Protec! But Snazzy Also Attac!
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Chapter 8: No Beating Around the 'Bush'
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Chapter 9: A Jellyfish’s Simple Pleasures
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Chapter 10: Jolly Good Info
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Chapter 11: The White Witch
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Chapter 12: Two to Tango, Four to Duel
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Chapter 13: An Evil Self-Created
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Chapter 14: La Maison du Jacoux
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Chapter 15: A Time Spent Together
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Chapter 16: Apothecaries for Hire!
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Chapter 17: There Be Wyverns Here!
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Chapter 18: The Witch’s Gambit
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Chapter 19: The People’s Doctor, Snazzy-chan
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Chapter 20: The Witch that Glimpsed 'Inferno'
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Chapter 21: A Forest Filled with Surprises
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Chapter 22: A Jellyfish, a Good Witch, and a Bad Witch Walk into a Tree…
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Chapter 23: A Witch’s Soft Spot
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Chapter 24: The One Dipped in Envy
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Chapter 25: A Village to Call Their Own
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Chapter 26: A Witch by Any Other Name
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Chapter 27: A Clashing of Wills
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Chapter 28: The Truth of the Summon
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Chapter 29: ‘Kizuna Mono Tachi’
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Chapter 30: The True Meaning of One Word
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Chapter 31: Afterword - A Message from Snazzy
UpdatedJun 02, 2023
Writing StatusFinished
Word Count71,972
Featured fan art of this novel.
maribell n snazzy (in a poorly drawn field)