A horror movie slasher battle royale!

Jack Schrechter is a ineffectual video store clerk whose struggling to find himself; he's also the Lumberjack, a sociopathic slasher terrorising the citizens of 1989 Texas by night. After a botched hunt, Jack returns home to find an invitation on his bed: he's been chosen to take part in the Death Game, a battle royale between all the slashers in the USA. The prize? The Dagger of Life and Death--a weapon which grants the owner immortality and the ability to kill anyone with a single cut. Jack's not interested, but a surprise visit from his sponsor Marilyn Fox, America News Network reporter and fashion supermodel, changes his mind.

Join Jack on his quest to become the Number One Slasher, come to terms with his demons, and win the heart of fair Marilyn in an absurd comedic adventure reminiscent of Chainsaw Man, No More Heroes, Scrubs, and every slasher flick ever.

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Chapter 1: Texas Fire Axe Massacre (Jack versus Puck)
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Chapter 2: Femme Fatale
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Chapter 3: The Enemy of My Enemy
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Chapter 4: Walpurgisnacht
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Chapter 5: Slasher Civil War (Jack versus Golden Bear)
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Chapter 6: Aftermath
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Chapter 7: The Patriots
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Chapter 8: Welcome to the Jungle
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Chapter 9: The Lonely Hearts (Jack versus the Plague Doctor)
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Chapter 10: No Pain, No Gain
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Chapter 11: The Wild Hunt
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Chapter 12: To Kill a God
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Chapter 13: Alone in the Dark (Sam versus Girl Scout Part 1)
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Chapter 14: The Zone (Sam versus Girl Scout Part 2)
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Chapter 15: Spirit World
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Chapter 16: A Gun to Kill For (Sam versus Little Red Riding Hood and Big Bad Wolf)
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Chapter 17: Slash and Burn
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Chapter 18: Football Fever
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Chapter 19: Blood, Sweat, and Tears
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Chapter 20: Rampage (Puck versus Pigskin Part 1)
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Chapter 21: Last Stand (Puck versus Pigskin Part 2)
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Chapter 22: The Café and the Funfair
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Chapter 23: The Devil's Circus (Fubsy the Clown versus the Ringmaster Part 1)
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Chapter 24: The Dungeon Universe (Fubsy the Clown versus the Ringmaster Part 2)
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Chapter 25: The Devil You Know
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Chapter 26: Bloody Affair (Jack versus Queen Cobra)
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Chapter 27: The Warship
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Chapter 28: Ambush
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Chapter 29: Jaws (Mezu versus Shark Man)
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Chapter 30: Worlds of Tommorow (Jack versus the Cosmonaut)
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Chapter 31: Life on Mars
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Chapter 32: No Rest for the Wicked
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Chapter 33: The Strongest (Puck versus Mammoth)
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Chapter 34: The Way of the Samurai (Mezu versus Biker)
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Chapter 35: Godspeed (Sam versus Girl Scout Round 2)
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Chapter 36: We Were Soldiers (Jack versus Colonel Ripper)
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Chapter 37: Goodbye, Slashers (Jack versus the King in Yellow)
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Chapter 38: Fall of Empire
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Chapter 39: Endgame
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Chapter 40: Extinction
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Chapter 41: The Last Supper
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Chapter 42: The Crownless King (END)
UpdatedJun 23, 2022
Writing StatusFinished
Word Count51,588
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