The Mildpowered Virgins of Novylion High

Desperate students at Novylion High use their mildly useful powers to prevent each other from getting girlfriends. Jajanshu Mamanpade can fake any illness, Hagesh Malumaru can talk to aliens but needs to be bald to do it and Umito Dishahara has a compass inside his head. How will they stop their handsome friend Jitsu Satanetra from dating a cute junior?

Prompt: Who Needs Plot
Theme(s): #School
My Themes: #Comedy #Fantasy #Drama #Suspense