I screwed up, but he was the one to pay for it. I killed him. What was I thinking? "Oh, let me just mess around with a walking catastrophe, surely nothing can go wrong." And yet everything did. I was a failure unworthy of the title of Paladin. It seemed the Divines finally punished me for all ...

Yes, I know they're kinda creepy, maybe even a bit gross—but they're nice, I promise. Just give them a chance. Pretty please.