Smoothie Q. Mifsud

Iori scratched her head as Kisha's broadcast abruptly ended. "Huh? The hell happened? Internet's still good, stream isn't saying it's down... They shut her down just 5 minutes in? Lol."

...

In her makeshift studio in one of the hotel's conference rooms, Kisha scowled as the broadcast abruptly ended. "What's that for? We barely even started the show!"

"Apparently a sponsor would like to broadcast an important message," a staffer stated as she handed a piece of paper to Kisha.

Kisha's eyes widened as she read the name on the paper. "... Mifsud... Smoothie Q. Mifsud... JACKPOT! Roll whatever she's got! Oh, and does she want to do an interview?"

"As a matter of fact, I do," Mifsud's voice rang out.

Kisha turned to notice Mifsud happily strutting in. While sporting her normal attire, she now sported sunglasses and appeared to have wrapped up her head and hair completely in a headscarf.

"Trying to look inconspicuous? Sorry to say but I can spot you a mile away," Kisha smiled.

"I guess I'm just too iconic to go incognito, but there is a reason for this getup. And before you ask, just watch the video. It'll explain it all," Mifsud smirked as she sat down and crossed her legs.

Kisha went silent as the staff got Mifsud's video rolling. Mifsud then appeared on screen sitting in a salon chair with Melisha Kamaleon standing behind her.

"Hello! Smoothie Q. Mifsud here! Today, I've got a major announcement to make; I'm investing in a brand new chess league! It'll be viable both normally and underground, kind of like the Desperados, and speaking of which, any members of a preexisting league are free to swap over to mine, but only if you adhere to our simple core rule. And that rule is..."

Melisha nodded and gently tilted Mifsud's head back as she flicked on a pair of hair clippers and drove them up the middle of her hairline. Mifsud let out a playful scream, yet remained silent, smiling as all her long curly pink hair was sheared off. The foil shaver came next, and after buzzing Mifsud's head as bald as they could, took a lap around her face and forehead, shearing her eyebrows off in the process.

Then Mifsud's head and eyebrows were lathered in shaving cream. Both in the video and in the studio, Mifsud giggled as she watched herself get shaved smooth, then have her entire head and face along with her already divinely smooth legs lathered and shaved twice more.

Kisha's jaw had dropped the moment the shaving had begun, and while she would normally be giddily providing commentary, she was too shocked to see a woman like Mifsud having her head and eyebrows shaved. And the video wasn't even half over as the next phase of the makeover saw Mifsud having her head, face, and legs encased in hot wax.

Now unable to talk, Mifsud let out a muffled giggle as Melisha tilted her head back and plucked all her eyelashes out before eventually ripping all the wax off her.

"So how ya feeling?" Melisha snickered as she began smearing depilatory cream on Mifsud's head, face, and legs.

"Spicy hot," Mifsud quipped before she was forced to shut her lips as the cream was smeared over her mouth.

A minute or two later, the cream was scraped off, and Mifsud's skin was lasered before being relieved with a soothing oil massage.

"KYAAAAAAH! DIS FEELS SO GOOD!" Mifsud squealed as her face went red.

"And so will this," Melisha sneered as she gave Mifsud's now smooth and shiny bald head a mighty slap.

Mifsud was unable to control herself and let out a loud aroused moan. The video then briefly showcased her head, face, and legs being encased in beauty cream before jumping to the point where it was all peeled off.

Mifsud blushed and giggled as she rubbed her smooth head. "You know what the Q in my name stands for? It stands for Qargħi, the Maltese word for BALD! That's right, the Smooth Bald league is a go, with the only rule for joining being NO HAIR ANYWHERE allowed! And yes, this means that even the clothed areas of my body are smooth, much like my legs already were before this makeover. Now please turn your attention over to future me, who has an announcement to make. Thank you for watching, and bye-bye," she smiled as she blew a kiss to the camera.

As the video ended, Kisha turned to Mifsud, her jaw still hanging wide open.

"Yup! Breaking news; Maltese trillionaire and cutey, Smoothie Q. Mifsud just shaved her entire head and eyebrows BALD!" Mifsud smiled as she threw off her shades and headscarf to reveal her smooth bald head.

"Completely bald... eyebrows and eyelashes too," Kisha trembled.

"Sometimes a girl's just gotta shave her head bald to get shit done. Now before the interview, we must get down to business. With permission from the WWCF, an all-female bughouse tournament is to be held... TODAY!"

"Wait, WHAT!? But today's a rest day!"

"Which is why there even IS a second rest day. Guess the higher-ups embargoed it to keep the deets from leaking. So let's have a girl's night out as we chat deets and other stuff!"