Chapter 7:
7 Little Bitchies
As for now, you know my story with my seven little bitchies. Now, let me share with you my experience as the harem protagonist whenever the girls were not around.
In short, it was shit.
But here is the long version of it.
Every day, stares at public spaces are inevitable. Everyone just wouldn't stop staring. Every corner of the road and alley, I got people staring at me nonstop.
"Dude, you're famous. How does it feel?"
"Ha ha. Very funny, Jino."
That's just school. In places like a mall or a library, I heard whispering.
"Why do people gossip about me so much?"
"That's because you have seven girls after you, honey."
"MOM!"
"What? It's true, isn't it?"
Yeah, you heard that right. Even my mom was teasing me. She's not the only one, by the way.
"My boy, Uta. Going on a lunch date again with Meli?" That was my dad.
"No, I want to go to the library."
"Ah. Nana. Say hi for me, alright. I missed her coming to the house." Yeah, she did come to my house multiple times by this point. The same goes for the other six.
"Uta. You're not daydreaming about your girls, right?" Yup, even my freaking teachers were teasing me.
"What? Miss K, I didn't!"
"Then why is your score getting lower? I'm surprised you're not even in the top five of the school anymore."
"Sorry, Miss K. I'll try my best."
"Dude. How the heck are these seven girls onto you? We haven't even seen each other for four years, and you have this many? You're a madman", even my cousin too.
"Let's just say, they are all too easy."
"What? They are just in love with you?"
"No. I just give tiny effort, and they fall for me."
"Dang, I might want to start doing that."
"Don't! Please! You'll regret it. Trust me."
I wish that were it, but...
"Ya, boi, reallin' get into my nerves. Hear ya, even in my young age, I've been straightforward with my love. How could you disappoint me like that, boii?"
"Hehe, sorry, grandpa."
"Stop playin' n' start choosin'. They wouldn't be happy if you kept them waiting like this."
"I understand, grandpa."
"So, who are you choosing?" Dang it!
"Jino! Can we not talk about this?"
"Nope, people gossiping and even spreading rumors. We definitely need to discuss this."
"Fine. Whoever it is, I don't want to tell anybody. It's my choice to keep it a secret. There! End of conversation."
"What the...? Hey, that's not cool at all, dude."
"Oh, yeah? Then why did you leave me when we were dealing with Railey?"
"Ah... that... Hmm... I got something to do..."
"No, you were not. I never heard of you doing anything other than having fun, and you always invited me in to whatever that fun is."
"Oh..."
"Look, man, I'm glad we are friends, but come on. Act like we are not just friends for benefit."
"What? What is that all about?"
I whispered to him, "Take one of my girls. I hate being the center of them."
I said that, but...
"Bro, I just can't..."
"Huh? It's only been a day since you've been with Railey. What happened?"
"She was asking too much. I just can't keep up with her."
"Huh? How? I've always been keeping up with her, how couldn't you?"
"Bro, don't compare yourself with me. You are ten times better than I."
After that...
"Jesus, man. That woman is a menace. I couldn't even understand what she wanted."
"Kak Prici made you surrender to her again?"
"How are you even keeping up with her?"
"I just show... I'm better than her."
"The hell, man?"
And it continued...
"You really have some of the wackiest girls on the planet, man. Wow..."
"What? You lost a bet to Yui?
"Yup. Now she wants me to bend the knee to her like I'm some kind of peasant."
"Yuuup. That's her, alright."
Look, I get it! I'm just sharing how I manage them all, but you all have to understand that it took me more than a year to become this good at handling them...
Now, that came out wrong...
I mean, it took me a long time to understand them better. Like, seriously, I have some of the most miserable times in life. You need to understand this! It was genuinely not fun to be surrounded by stupid girls like this.
I would rather go on vacation without them...
But then if I did that...
"You rascal! Why did you not invite me? We are childhood friends, and you don't even invite me?" Why would I have a holiday alone, but with you, Meli? That doesn't make sense.
"You skipped leg day to go on holiday!? Not only that. WITHOUT ME?" God dang it, Rei. I couldn't just have time for relaxation alone. Could you not think about leg muscles for once?
"You... You underestimated me again?! No! Not this time. I want to join to see how you train your brain! No! Nuh-uh. I have to go if you go on a holiday. There is just no way!" What the hell is that logic even...? How did you even come to that conclusion, Kak Prici?
"HOLIDAY?? WHY YES, MY PRINCE. I WILL BE YOUR GIRL. NO WORRY ABOUT THE COST! I WILL BUY YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT. WAHAHAHAHA", That laugh gave me chills. I didn't even invite Yui. Why was she always like this?
"You want to go on holiday alone? Why? Won't you get lonely?" That's the point, Gina.
"Yeah, why would a guy like you spend alone time? Are seven of us not enough for your desire?" ... Your thinking was always backward, Hana. You were just going to...
"Heh? That's not what he meant, you dimwit!"
"HUUUUH? WHAT DID YOU CALL ME, NUMBSKULL?!"
Aaaand they fought again. Just great.
And do you guys know what's even crazier?
"Breaking news: A kid was seen on CCTV camera with seven girls following him. What is going on?"
Yup, that happened.
"Wow, big bro. You got into TV news. I'm proud of you. Hahaha"
"Don't laugh at me, Adit. You want me to smack you?"
"Wuaaah, scary."
Yeah. That's just how it is without these bitchies. You can imagine how unfortunate I am, right? Right?
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