kazesenken - "Why Kill? If Witches Can Be Tentacled!"

Parody summary:

Misunderstandings the most annoying trope in existence - created by a glance, but difficult to get rid off. (God please save me lmao.) Two people are caught in the midst of them, fighting for a place for themselves, because apparently they to poor to afford a cheap house. For Maribell Shuzen, stumbling across the Grimoire of Lies meant being labled as a Witch, a follower that lewds the slain Demon Lord (Why is it always DL why not Demon King or Demon Prince of Demon Dilf lmao) and enemy of the entire world. For Snazzy-chan, a loser, otaku, cringe, virgin twitch streamer that somehow is popular has been wrapped around in tentacles in his new fate.

Tentacles, you say? why because PLOT TWIST SNAZZY-CHAN UWU IS A JELLYFISH NOW! *explosion sound effect*

But don't worry he is a beta so won't succumb to chad desires as he is a "Gentlemanly jellyfish" *cough* Beta *cough*

Swearing to protect Maribell with all his little body can do, Snazzy will show the world that keeping a Witch wrapped up is preferable to keeping a dead Witch.

Cover art drawn by SUS!!! AMOGUS!!

Chap 1

(Can we just started by why you need to torture me with this long ass chapter T-T I better get some clout after this feckin hell XD)

Okay bootyfull Witch got described and the villagers were first horny when they saw her BIG BOOBA, but then they got into killer mode lmao. I guess they were less simp then I tought. By the way if she knows she is a Witch WHY WALK AROUND IN A PUBLIC AREA! This this woman's brain made out compressed air or something? BRUH!

OMG she legit just accepted power from a random shady ass book, that is like number 1 rule in "How not be a dumbass 101: Fantasy edition." and why didn't Maribell just not wear the earing and just kept it in her pocket or something AHHH this FMC so stupid that 4 year old is Einstein in comparison, fecking god!

Apprently your dick will turn to stone if ya bang a witch, well oof I guess we won't get the generic fmc about to "you know" and mc comes in to save the day trope lmao. Welll uhhh it went a bit different this time I guess XD. Something legit came out of the sky plot armor style violated Maribell who gave a "YAMETE SENPAI KYAAAA" that caused a massive explosion, talk about a new level of horny lmao.

Snazzy called her onee-san 10/10 this story is complete XD. Oof Snazzy is feeling sad despite feeling da THICCNESS realized he has no peepee T-T Once a sad virgin otaku is always a sad virgin okatu am I right?

Guards were resisting the simp within them, while onee-chan got some sweet tentacle action! NOW THIS IS AN ISEKAI!!! lmao.

"Something is rising and its not the shield hero."

The jellyfish has healing/restoring cum everyone WHY IS THIS NOT AN HENTAI WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

chap 2

Bla Bla Sunou Kazuki is snazzy Japy bro living in the bat sht crazy country MURICA, of course I am avg trope and the "I am a streamer." trope yada yada. Well sht he got false swatted and died, welp what a crappy way to die.

God talk you know the drill, read the damn chapter if you want to know how it went XD.

Anyways he got turned into a jellyfish.

PLOT TWIST UWU

chap 3

Mister snazzy can absorb magic as his only girl in his harem wanted to burn him alive talk about life being unfair lmao. Also typical talking while traveling JeSUS why does this feel like a LN.... (Oh wait it is one) XD.

Snazzy only follows maribel (Hot onee-san) because he is a massive simp trying to get some lmao, get rekt jelloboi u gonna say a soyboi forever XD.

(Unless he will hunt for imoutos lol)

chap 4

Okay onee-san entered an Inn. (Lol LN tends to have lots of descriptions and thoughts, but I can literally summarize it in 2 sentences XD XD)

The answer to people who love her even though she's a witch are: Down Bad Simps desperate to get some lmao.

Snazzy over here on the grind hustling money from little children with his circus act, I guess being a magical Jellyfish still have it's uses, since miss onee-san is more useless then Sakura from Naruto. (Ouch that burn!)

Snazzy and the boys playing cards down stairs, it seems that he is very good at gambling. I bet he just pulled out his money for Genshin trash rng summons and called that being a gambler lmao.

Snazzy got rekt after betting le pair of booba on the game XD seems like onee-san truth power works on others as well lol.

chap 5

BRO snazzy is a chad hitting it off with a housewife RESPECC!!! (Btw I wonder if snazzy can ever get a human form just like in Slime anime, but not important XD)

Snazzy basically used his streamer strats to save onee-san as she is now loved by the town.

Final review:

This is basically trope 3rd rate isekai the Light Novel, the author thought one waifu was enough, but we wanted a harem. I recommend this book to people that are masochistic, so that they can get horny on the bland trash, they have to skim over.

0.69/10 not even booba action would let me read it again.

JK JK JK!!

Well, its a really good standard isekai I guess, a bit on the funny side, but not too strong. If you are into decently well written long chapter torture then this book is for you!

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Author link: https://www.honeyfeed.fm/u/2665