Chapter 5:

Nellien - "Fighting For My Freedom In An Other World"

ALTaccounti's Roasting Book! (Reopened)


Parody Summary:

So I lived my whole life, doing nothing for my own gain, but life did not even give me the SINGLE spare of coochie I deserved as my sad ass prematurely died. I received this gift that in reality was just a rickroll, as I reincarnated as a grown ass witch on trial with another potential death hanging on head, (As if one isn't enough) who got accused of grouping noble boobas. (Not like something that I wouldn't do, I am a cultured girl after all.) But I guess a miracle happened as they did a little trolling and offered me a sweet ass deal.

All I have to do is use my power to aid the royal family, and I can live my life, but I am way to stupid to know the powers I am supposed to be able to use and I am sent on a mission with a waifu princess that neither of us understand, I guess we are both idiots then. Bruh they want me to fight, but I am way too beta for that jazz, I never did it in my old life because I mostly got dominated there.

Will I really be able to win my freedom and get the coochie I deserve, or will they pull a top 10 anime betrayals on me.

Read "I Got Rickrolled Into Thinking That I Could Fight For My Freedom In Another World" to find out!

chap 1

Okay we are just in and the FMC already on about how great she was before she died, like bish please keep yo flex to yourself, you legit died of an heart attack, who is superior now huh?

Wait I always found it weird how MC's can still think even though their bodies are rotting away. They have some serious superpower. (or just took the wrong mushroom in the morning I think that is rather the case.)

Great FMC woke up and is already chained up ready for the kinky stuff lmao, This FMC is the type of person that is an angle by day and devil by night lmao.

(Hmmm this chapter wasn't really roastable)

chap 2

Okay so FMC over here is hung up in a "Look my dudes I am Jesus Crist" type of way well she takes 5000 years to adjust to the darkness, while she waited for all eternity for something to happen, this FMC is the type of person that keeps waiting for No Game No Life S2 even though we all know it will never happen.

DUDE she was "speculating" that she was tied up, bruh wasn't that clear from the damn start. FMC U Stupid, so stupid in fact that when she sees a bunny, will ask again if its a bunny like you you blind or something lmao. Like can't you not feel that your tied up, no need to confirm anyways enough about this XD.

FMC is legit dressed as if she was in an "Not PG13" kind of dungeon, but yeah she basically got escorted to another place and she was in a personalized dungeon as there was only one, talk about special treatment indeed.

chap 3

Seems that the body the girl is tall in pretty hot too, like FMC is legit getting le horny for her own reincarnated body lmao. 8/10 would simp for this body again. Okay the vessel has heavy issues, but who taught it was a good idea to basically steal a body, did the soul just yeet the other one to get in?

fmc soul: Yo I just died so.. Imma yoink you and get inside this body.

?? soul: Bruh you don't want to get in here, you will regret it!

fmc soul: I have always been a small girl, I just want to be tall and have big tits too!

?? soul: I don't care gfto.

fmc soul: Nah *yoinks the soul*

?? soul: Ha u stupid, suit yaself dumbass!

fmc soul: Finally a 8/10 vessal!

Okay fmc is serial killer, talk about being a pure person huh? get yo mortals defiled lmao. BOI Maria (her reincarnated name, of course a pure virgin name, for a pure mc, until she sniffing the princess's hair as if she smelling a gurl's booty.) Maria over here instantly going simp on her by thinking she's cute.

Bruh this FMC is probably the type of person that simps for everything girl, 70 years old doesn't matter gilf all the way, 40 years old? Milf all the way boi! and 20 years? Fresh meat hmm yummy!!

chap 4

Okay bois that GAE energy is already rising FMC is getting the doki doki from the princess looking at her them shoujo cringe intensifies lmao.

Ight boring trial stuff and FMC getting to know she is 17 (cheering from the inside knowing she ain't a pedo and will try to get some booba) speculating the Princess's age to see whenever she ain't too young. (For some reason she really likes to speculate stuff, then about about you speculate the size of these n.... lmao XD XD sorry I had, you can't let a opportunity like this slip.) *ehem*

So Miss Princess has a thing going for crying gurls, I already know that she will be the dominatrix in the relationship.

chap 5

Well it's just your casual "Help me or you will get buttfecked to death." trope needs no more clarification. Maria's evangelion side is showing up, by being a pussy not wanting to fight, we have a female Shinji over here lmao.

And now she is doing a test where she has to survive, like this woman died of an heart on the middle of the street and now she has to evade magical balls ( not those kinds), she could barely run in her old life lol. Maria and survival don't go together, even if you put her on a deserted island with food and water, she would still find a way to die of starvation and dehydration.

Final review:

This is so bland that it even isn't roastable. Why did the author of this book think, that a book with minimal GAE energy would do good (Heck even the previos book which was straight had more gae energy then this), where is the fan service that girl x girl action. All we see is edginess blech!

So let me give you a few recommendations change all the characters into Korean names, let the princess be a girl that likes her some that witch booty and make Maria her slave. Boom likes and reads will be going like a train.

3/10 not enough yuri moments to let me read again.

LMAO JK JK

Okay this book has potential, but I don't read too too much isekais anymore. (Rather watch anime's instead, I am not really a fan of reading Isekai manga either lmao.) Anyways the premise seems fresh to me, so if ya like this kind of stuff then give it read!

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P.S.S: (This doesn't have a lot of roast material, but maybe that is a good thing?)

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