Chapter 11:
ALTaccounti's Roasting Book! (Reopened)
Parody summary:
Do you think this world was lacking something? (yes a shorter title) Because I certainly always did. What is that, you may ask? The answer, of course, is Catgirls! I mean there's not even a single one AMOGUS several billions of people. Let just ignore the fact that there are catgirl cosplayers for this one! How is that supposed to be fair, how dare this world for being realistic! So that is why I died of dehydration while looking at catgirl steamers on the internet and get sent to another world!
I was sad for a moment until, I realized this world has pussy cat waifus! Unfortunately there only seems to be ten of them in the entire world, but enough to satisfy my furry fetishes and build my harem!
Whether its a maid, a pair of twins in a secluded village, my own sister....... SUS AMOGUS, SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!, a warrior, or a giant monster that tries to eat me every chance she gets, well bby you can eat me anytime rawr UWU. If she is a catgirl!!!! I WILL MAKE HER MINE!! Things seems to go pretty well, but I started if my love for catgirls is strong enough, because normal coochie doesn't seem so bad either.
Will she succeed to get her perfect harem ending?
Read "This Isekai title is way to long, its legit a summary on itself, why bother reading while all the chapter names are bibles as well and give you a summary of the chapter in question, I really start to think that every isekai author is on crack" to find out!
chap 1
Okay this girl is massive simp for 2d catgirl, bro you puts the average weeb to shame by the level of sheir degeneracy, like touch some damn grass woman! I wouldn't be surpised if you never had a bf, heck I think normal dude weebs have a better chance then you and if someone says that, you know that you are beyond down bad lmao.
Omg he even dressed as one at home, I legit don't know, games catgirl dating sims, anime at least one catgirl, same goes to manga, body pillow, all catgirls fam. She is a lost cause my people XD.
Bruh she got crushed by realistic pillow, its weight and all and died, certainly fitting for an degenerate lmao.
Oh and she reincarnated as a princess, but THE TITLE PRETTY MUCH ALREADY TOLD YOU!
chap 2
Ngl I laughed at the part where the fmc asked where capital and the peasant replied that they are in the capital, I mean your a damn princess, why would you not be in the capital? Lol what a nutjob XD. Apparently there is just 1 catgirl residing somewhere at le city, talk about almost extinct species lol.
YOO this FMC just straight up asked her sister to marry her, legality its questionable, morally its wrong and personally Its reeeeeeeee why u do dis to meh!!!! aHHHH!!!
The coversation is getting hella sus real quick trying with the princess trying to debunk their blood relationship, this fmc is as if a 40 year old fat discord mod weeb got gender bended into a girl, the creep vibes are real lmao.
THANK GOD HER SISTER HAS A FUNCTIONING BRAIN!!! PRAISE THE GOAT GODS FOR NOT MAKING HER A SISCON!!!
OH MAH GAWD BECAUSE PLOT A BS PROFECY GOT ASSPULLED OUT OF NOWHERE AND STILL GOT HER SISTER TO MARRY HER, It seems I had put Violet on too high of a pedestal, T-T Why why do characters not have brain cells anymore, oh yeah there are only 10 catgirls in this world, even wanting to repopulate them by magic and lewd action!
And now Princess and her sister set out in a journey to find the remaining 9 catgirls! (oh gawd this what is this story lmao)
chap 3
They explored the castle in search for more catgirl, but a massive twist was pulled turns out miss FMC is a.......
CATGIRL HERSELF OMG OMG HOLY SHT, I DID NOT EXPECT THIS I MEAN HER AND VIOLET ARE SISTERS, SO YOU KINDA JUST AUTOMATICLLY HAVE TO THINK OF THAT, BUT EH WHO CARES! BEST PLOT TWIST IN 2021 COULD'T HAVE DONE SUCH A MASTERPIECE TWIST MYSELF 10/10 IGN WOULD CATGIRL AGAIN!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!
chap 4
We got some sis x sis hugging action noice! Lmao a maid is a catgirl noice! This revelation caused the princesses brain to give off a party drug effect and started to dance like 80 year old, no even 80 years olds can dance better then her!
Damn the maid just agreed to marry her and DAYUM IS SHE AGRRESIVE, STRAIGHT PULLING UP WITH THAT ENGAGEMENT RING!!
Final review:
I think the author must have an addiction to mushrooms, because this story seems to be based of her hallucinations. I would recommend this if you have the interest of becoming a furry, but look out this book is more cringe then an amateur VA saying shounen lines, also I am sacrificing my status and get thrown into jail for witnessing underage incest catgirl hugging.
0.1/10 not enough doggirls to read again!
Alright uhhh, if you like a fun little story with a down bad degenerate fmc with a catgirl fetish, then this for you ngl its weird, but its good! Anyways check it out of you like!
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P.S.S: (I still need to find a proper abbreviation for this, the title is the pure concept of torture, had just enough roast content.)
Author Link: https://www.honeyfeed.fm/u/8267
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