Josephh - "Under The Same Moon"

parody summary:

While most people are drugged to sleep, other are dying to get that sweet kush. However, those crackhead that live in the Trash Mounds of Draco know that if they dare to sleep they will suffer the consequences when the sun rises, basically ya booty virginity gets taken. Alonso, a mere 16 year old, is one of the crackheads of the Trash mounds and while his hazel eyes may appear innocent, he is far from it as he sniffs crystal meth in a dark alley way every night of the week. A event that occurs daily in the Trash Mounds, Midnight Metronome, has stripped him of sense of feeling he had meaning he is hella SUS AMOGUS!!!

However life has not ended for the crackhead. Opportunity is right before him, that is if he willing the price for it.

The only thing that keeps him going, the only thing that motivates him every morning are the following words: "Even if we are apart, remember this. We are all under the same drugs".

Will Alonso finally get the detox we always wanted?

Read" Under The Same Drugs" to find out!

chap 0

A hero said while trying to save a pregnant lady slowly doomed to die in lava, end of the story both the lady and hero died, but the baby got sent somewhere by the hero's magic. Me and the homies ain't laughing, because after reading this chapter we are diagnosed with chronic depression T-T.

chap 1

(massive chapter length REEEEEEEEE give me break man T-T)

Okay so MC is talking to some middle aged creep that wanted to kill his ass because he almost got beat to death and wanted to vent his frustrations on a kid, bro Mr. Kwang I hope someone will shove a foot up yo dung. (lol it rhymes I am funnah lmao)

Bro Mr. Kwang appearance makes your hobo look like the next Miss Universe, please just get that dude out of my face.

EW FECKIN DISCUSTING ALONSO SHOVES MOLDY BREAD UP HIS MOUTH!! BARFFFFFFFFF!!!!

Mister moldy bread eater Alonso is now searching for a job and everyone be declining his ass, but some old man showed pity so now he is a fruit slicer/salesperson for 7 coins whatever currently it is, LOOK MAN JUST INTRODUCE ME SOME WAIFUS!!!!

Some convo with the old man that got cut off right as he was trying to say something.

Alonso got 360noscoped by a man, since Alonsa has a wannabe Alpha attitude but he gets pimpsmacked all the time lol.

It is night and they are ready for midnight cracktronome!

Oh and Tristans some randon ass boy with a sword which holds no relevence into the plot right now, gfto snotty boy!

chap 2

To explain Midnight cracktronome, its basically crackheads waiting for garb deliverers on horses to bring trash, there hoping they can find stuff as food or valuables that they can sell. Its pretty much a free for all battle royal, but for hobo's LMAO.

The rest is legit just a Tokyo Revengers like free for all gang fight for expired food, so TR Hobo edition without the bromance lmao.

Alonso think he normal compared the rest of the hobos, but new flesh this man is batsht crazy himself lmao.

chap 3

Bruh Mr. Kwang came out of no where practically dying and wants to kill mc for no damn reason, this dude is legit just a bad guy for the sake of being it smh.

Okay dayum boys buckle up because this fight is going to be doper then any Naruto vs Sasuke battle!

Novel history about to be changed!!!

Alonso vs Mr. Kwang!!!!! THE ULTIMATE BATTLE!!

.........

Okay no.....

Alonso just one shot him with his newly acquired knife, anyways glad Mr. Kwang is dead we don't need poorly written characters up in here lmao.

ALERT ALERT ALERT!

After Alonso went all BR fighting up in this bish, he pulled a top 10 anime betrayals and pushed his friend (Onyx is his name forgot to mention the dude, but being a side character gives him too much glory as he is pretty much lower than that lol) in a crowd, just to get some feckin bread, and went insane after that too.

Like the man would probably go on a murder spree just for one piece of cheese lmao.

A normal dude drove up to the event, but he was a pure man, so Alonso convinced to gfto, so he did lol.

Another part about snotty boy Tristan, we do not care unless you get waifus!!! Wait up there are still NO WAIFUS DAMN IT!!!

chap 4

Onyx is dead, see he is an insignificant existence just like Mr. Kwang.

Okay so worldbuilding, and explaining midnight cracktronome, but I already did that earlier, so I won't do that again.

Okay we are introduced to Mailmen basically adventure that can move outside a huge village walls and fight monsters, like a bootleg Scout Regiment from Attack on Titan XD XD XD.

Alonso has a desire to meet his parents, of course he is nothing more but a unwanted child cue the sad violin music boys T-T.

BRUH TRISTAN AGAIN WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU FAM GFTO, YOU BRING NOTHING TO PLOT RIGHT NOW DAMN, SHOVE THAT PROMISE UP YO ASS DUDE!

Final review:

I think this author is a former drugs addict, I mean just look at how passingly he writes about down bad hobos , even trying to give our MH (Main Hobo/Main character) a somewhat normal personality. This books plot is move slower then my grand walking with a stick, and keep in mind a snail can out speed her, so shame on you bro! And this is a romance, how are there not any waifus introduced yet, where is my doki doki damn it! This story is for people that were either former crackheads that wanna relive their "golden memories" or just straight up insane, as any normal person would stay away from this.

No waifus/10 not even big booba can real me back in to real again!

JK JK JK JK XD XD

I have read this story before I am like only 4 chapters behind, It is slow paced which could be a good thing or bad depending how you look at it, and the MC can sometimes be an unreasonable ass, but all in the sake of future character development. (at least I hope so.....) if you can overlook these 2 things then I advice you to read it, at the worldbuilding in this story is pretty on point.

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P.S.S: (Idk if it had enough roast material and I am still waiting for character development, but I do miss some chapters, so maybe I should catch up soon.)

Another 3 done today, I swear I will burn myself out one of these days lmao