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“950... and that too on a harder paper than this. But...but I studied as hard as I could.” Reyansh muttered to himself as he looked out of the window. The moon was shining brightly in the night sky.

“I still can’t believe it. How did I get 102 while she got 950. The difference between us is just too huge.” Reyansh sulked as he picked up the clothes from the floor and folded them. “But hard work will take me far, right? I mean, I did score high enough to get in. But I would have never expected the difference to be this huge. Ah, fuck.”

The door opened and a student walked in. “Well, you don’t have any other choice. You just have to work as hard as possible. Ahaha, I shouldn’t be talking…”

“Um… and you are?”

“Ishan, your roommate. And you are?”

“I’m Reyansh. Nice to meet you.”

“REYANSH! Who were those two hotties who just left this dorm!?!?!?” Ishan asked eagerly.

“What do you mean?”

“Bro, one of them had massive tits. LIKE MASSIVE. Like, I’d name them Mount Everest, it’s that huge. BRO, they were humongous. Like mega mind but like mega tits. Like literally ma-”

“I get it! I get it! Now calm down. She’s just a senior who came to meet first years like us…” Reyansh replied to the super excited boy.

‘I can’t really tell him about what just happened. AND WHY AM I MEETING SO MANY WEIRDOS!?!?’

“And the other one, bro her thighs…” Ishan said with such enthusiasm and glitter on his face, that he’d get 10/10 for determination.

“Thighs…?” Reyansh asked, completely puzzled.

‘Is that some sort of new craze nowadays? Man people have weird fetishes.’

“Bro, thighs are like the bible. It’s thick and is meant to be spread apart.” Ishan began lecturing Reyansh on the beauty of thighs. “It’s not fat, it’s thiccc. THiccc with triple C. The firmest and most slender piece of meat, plus the thighs are like the cover of the book. If the cover looks good, the contents must be good; spread it apart and read it!”

“They usually say- don’t judge a book by its cover,” Reyansh replied.

“Ay, don’t sweat the small details. Here see this! Since you are my roommate, I’ll show it to you.” Ishan said as he took out a book from his bag.

The book was titled, “Top 10 tits of all time, by WatchMojo.com”

Reyansh couldn’t hide his disgust and disappointment anymore.

‘WTF is with all these weirdos in this school?!?!?’