Clowniac - " A Whisper in Scarlet"

(Yo ngl that cover made me nut, its just so clean my G!)

Parody Summary:

For UWUEujin Vast, hunting the evils that prey on men is an art, by evil meaning diehard gold diggers, and he is the continent's most accomplished doujinshi killing artist.

For Syrvena Cooming, life is precious. Something you always take for granted, even when it is helping your overworked mother tending the creeps at the inn.

But when her hidden leaf village is wiped off the map by a monster attack, while I wiped my ass. Syrvena will do anything to survive, even if it means apprenticing herself to a legendary merchant of death. As UWUEujin Vast's ward, she must learned how not to be feckin useless nagivating magic-filled world, must darker and more dangerous then she ever know was possible, as she cultivates a knack for sadism and plans for everybodies booty to get clapped!

Will Syrvena succeed in clapping everyone's booty?

Read "A Whisper in Sadistic Thoughts" to find out!

chap 0

(short chapter, dude I love you already, no homo T-T)

This chapter is vague as feck, so from what I understand some dumbasses went on a hill, discuss somethings acting like big brains as if they have mega strats for whatever the hell they are going to do, talk about tryhard lmao.

This gives me Demon Slayer vibes for some reason though hmm.... noice!

chap 1

(Welp chapter 1 is massive though T-T, life as roaster/reviewer ain't easy XD)

Thank god FMC has a nickname because her full name is annoying to write lol.

Okay bois we have another one that uses the "LN Dragging Tactic" over here.

Basically fmc eavesdropped Harkem and a womon names Eri that somethingbad might happen on a soon upcoming festival.

Its called the last moon festival and nighttime hit, so LETS PARTY BOIIIIIIII!!!!!!

This chapter wasnot roastable, this what you get for high quality writing and overly boring uneventful Slice of Life lmao.

chap 2

BRUH PEOPLE ARE GETTING MASSACRED BY MONSTERS, AND VEN OVER HERE IS IN MAX DENAIL THAT "it's just a prank bro." Is this the new generation. BRO HOW COULD MONSTERS NOT BE REAL YOU LOOKED OUTSIDE RIGHT!!! my lord characters being blind must be a new upcoming trope like jeSUS!!!!!!

Now we are in a demon slayer X walking dead situation, where they trying to bar the house as if they playing COD zombies lmao.

Ight so at he end Ven had to go inside the crawlspace meaning Ven will be a future imposter, and of course her mom is 100%.... Oh no.... Anyways XD XD XD XD XD XD.

chap 3

Ven is doing a don't get caught by the monsters solo mission and reached her Inn, which was basically destroyed.

BRO A RANDOM KID JUST GOT HIS HEAD BASHED BY A DUDE WTAF!!!!

BRUH VEN GOT STABBED BY SEVASTIAN, WHO DID AS IF HE SAVED HER, JUST TF IS GOING ON HERE!!!! THIS SHT IS EVEN DARKER THEN DEMON SLAYER!!

chap 4

Not roastable at all, Ven got saved by other MC basically... so......

NEXT!

Chap 5

Every interesting magic system, people that used too much forced magic will eventually turn you into a monster (Blightwraiths). It seems SUSvastian caused the village destruction, as he a namebinder he can control the things he knows the true name of, plus they don't suffer from the same blight effects, meaning they are pretty much like a isekai cheat protagonist!

UWUEujin seems to be hunting for SUSvestian and the Ven is about to get healed with magic.

Not roastable quality too good.

Final Review:

3 words: Demon Slayer Clone, go read the real thing.

2/10 not a $100 would let me read this again.

JK JK JK JK

This story is of a very high quality, the detail is amazing and had a lot of parts, where I straight up couldn't even roast my dude, so basically god level. I think this story is in the contest as well and I think this could do pretty good in my opinion, keep up the great work!!!

P.S: If you want to enter too please apply at the form!

P.S.S: ( Nothing to say here, this was pretty good sht!)

Now see ya at the next reactionary/roast chapter!

My brain is drained after another 3 and still so many to go, I need to catch up somehow!