otkrlj - "The Swordmaster and The New God"

Parody Summary:

People have always called me an optimist, someone who always sees what could be, instead of what is, in other words delusional. I had always believed that doing the right drugs in order to to do the right thing was important and that I was doing my part one smoke at a time, starting my school Kobe BRYANT (RIP the legend T-T) High. One day however, I, Kazuma from kono... I mean Sato, and my best weeb Degenerate American friend Austin Huber got teleported to an other world. Oh no....... Anyways. There, an angle spun a genshin trash rng wheel of fortune to choose our class so that we could help defeat the demon lord, because the enemies in isekai are always either demons or the fuckin church, and I pulled out my Kirito level hacks and got a class never witnessed before in the history of mankind; GOD!

Will we survive in the new fantasy world, where not is all is as it seems, or will the secrets, true reason or our never ending virginity consume us?

Read "The Weak Murican Boi and The Plot Armour God: SAO HAX Edition" to find out!

chap 0

(A prologue on the longer side, please I don't want to deal with LN dragging tactics no more T-T)

Okay mr idk probably mc got his booty spanked as if it was high quality shit where he is now crying like a little bitch on the ground, demon lord seems be having the winning hand here. (finally not a garb ass demon lord within the iskai for once it only took like 8 fukin years XD)

Lmao bish what, you tought you isekai protags could solve anything, yes like where is the plot armour at lmao, and bro what do you mean "sadly, real life is not a Light Novel?"

What kind of crack has he sniffed to say something stupid like this, DUDE YOU ARE LEGIT IN A LN BROOOO!!!! OF COURSE YOU AIN'T AWARE BUT STILL HOW IS MAGIC EVEN REAL FAM!!! STOP SNIFFING SHIT YOU CAN'T HANDLE DELUSIONAL FECK!!!!!

Bruh besto friendo is dead, that what you get for watching too much op mc harem isekai trash dude, Yall vision of reality has reached beyond retarded level lmao.

OKAY THE DEMON LORD IS NOW JOJO WALKING OVER TO THE MC WHO IS PISSING HIS PANTS LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!!!

Bruh his friend legit pulled a "Plot Armour No Jutsu" and somehow saved his ass by some teleporting light kind of bs lol.

chap 1

Ew mc gives beta vibes already planting flowers, like dude we have nothing better to do in life? No wonder ya a damn virgin. Disgusting his positive helpfulness screams nice guy.

Bruh his friend gets introduced and uniform is in a state where you would think he just got some coochie. Chad energy confirmed!

LMAO MISTER AUSTIN MURICAN BOI ROASTED MC FOR BEING KIRITO LMAO GET REKT SCRUB!!!

some uninteresting blabbering at a bookstore after beta mc ran some errands, like get isekai'd already jeSUS!!!

BRUH NOW THEY ARE STARTING TO TALK ABOUT SPORTS, BRUH THEY ARE FUKIN NORMIES, GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!!!!

THEY DON'T DESERVE TO GET ISEKAI'D ANYMORE!!!

BRUH THEY GOT ISEKAI'D SHIELD HERO STYLE WHERE YOU READ THE TITLE WHICH WAS WRITING ABOUT GETTING ISEKAI'D WHEN YOU READ THE TITLE!!

TALK ABOUT TITLESEPTION!!!

Chap 2

(oh my lord the chapter are BIG DADDY size T-T)

They got teleported WOOOSHHHHHHH!!!

Angel appeared BAMMMMM!!!

They can't return to their world.

Austin gets chronic depression because he can't watch his superbowl, BUT FOR REAL WHO WATCHES THAT GARBAGE BRUH! Who cares about football bro typical murican sht. The only decent thing about supershit are the commercials made by a bunch of crackhead losers, and some booty shots during a life performance lmao.

Now they are spinning the famous trash rng gacha plot armour wheel and Austin got shafted because he is nothing more but a 3rd grade Florida Man side character, of course mc gets to be a FUKIN GOD!!!!!

They got yeeted into the new world now!

chap 3

Oh my fukin gawd of course the stats screens again, listen bitches I am not interested in your bland ass skills ripped from a 20 Dollar trash fantasy game. JUST INTRODUCE SOME WAIFU'S ALREADY jeSUS!!!!!!

dude these 2 virgin are making cringe stick jokes please save me from these wannabe funny guys before the infect me with their beta energy BARFFF!!!

lmao okay that Communist joke is pretty good ngl.

MC just lost and now has to give up his ass virginity lmao jk jk, its just these people are boring fam!!!!!!! STOP BEING SO GENERIC YOU 2 AT LEAST START FINDING YOUR OWN HAREM BOI!!!!!!!

Bruh them mentioning the "saving the merchant trope" is cringe, OH MAH GAWD AUSTIN BEING AMERICAN IS NOT A FLEX MY DUDE, IT LEGIT MEANS THAT YOU ARE PART OF THE RACE WITH THW LOWEST BRAINCELL COUNT. ITS SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN MY G!!!

The saved the man and are nw transported to the nearest city, village whatever.

chap 4

DUDE I DON'T CARE ABOUT BORING CONVO'S BETWEEN MC AND BOOTLEG GIORNO GIOVANNI THAT IS UGLY ASF AND SOMEHOW HAS A CARAGE IN A ISEKAI WORLD!!

they arrived at the City NoMoe and of course they are going to check the adventure's guild, like YOU BETTER INTRODUCE ME TO SOME FRICKIN WAIFU'S AS I HAVE BEEN DEALING WITH THESE 2 PLAIN AS BEDSHEET ASS CHARACTERS, COOCHIE IS JUST THE RIGHT THING TO SPICE THINGS UP!!

Oh mah gawd of course its the *Insert Adventure's Guild Here* WHYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Secretary lady shut the feck up, they and we know how these stupid ass ranks work my dude! We have watched and read enough isekai to know this, no need to explain, we all process a single massive brain cell here!

Of course MC is S rank and mister side rank A!

Bruh the repestionist just got brain seizure, this is my you don't suck D for cocaine man, when do these poeple learn lmao, anyways the glitch was real lol.

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING WAIFUS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Final Review:

Imagine a Isekai so mid that SAO looks looks like a godsend masterpiece from heaven, I recommend this only if you are so down bad isekai degenerate to handle this stuff. Bro this story is dryer then my sex life my G, and for the record it has ever even once been "wet" so stop cock blocking the readers AND GIVE US WAIFU'S DAMN

0.01/10 too mid of an Isekai to read again!

JK JK JK JK JK XD XD XD

Well all I have to said that its an decent isekai pretty much, its pretty basic tbh but its nice read if you don't have anything else in your library, could use more waifu's and less cringe XD XD XD XD.

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P.S.S: (But legit tho its pretty mid as of now I hope you have some plot twist or something later down the road.)

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