kazesenken - "Otherworldly Isekai Service"

Parody Summary:

After being killed while filming FF9 on set, Vin Diesel was in queue for reincarnation. (What wut? Never mind that lmao) Due to a careless mistake of an overworked Kami-sama, he ended up awakening in the body of something cold and mechanical. He found himself wrapped up in some kinky ass hobby to whisks generic Iseakai protags to other worlds... via being truck-kun onii-chan big daddy flesh destroyer 9000. Forced to live on as a killer hungry truck until he collects enough virgin frustration, what strange experience will he coom upon?

Read "Vin Diesel reincarnated as a truck gets horny by sending people to another world" to find out!

chap 1

(jeSUS chapter length is killing me here)

bruh we start this story and we are in Poland now, tf is this normie type of shit? GO TO NIPPON YOU BASTARDS, I DON'T CARE THAT YALL WRITE LIKE NO LIFERS GET A GF FUKIN LOSERS!!!

Lol the big publishing company NovelWorks sounds shady as hell ngl.

Blah Blah they making money blah blah

Of course a cringe jojo reference had to be in it lmao.

Bruh they all making me cringe with how high they put Dio on a pedistal lol, they should all get lives for real.

BRUHHHH DIO'S PROTAGS ARE SELF INSERTS OF THE ACTUAL DIO FROM JOJO!!! OH MAH GAWD STOP THIS TORTURE PLEASEEEEE!!!!

lol I hate Dio, but he is right people read stories to escapre reality not to be confronted by the pain real life already gives us and yeah Mark we don't like to read about insecure beta virgin self inserts XD XD. I guess we know what Mark truly is now!

Lol Mark gets hate mail now, ahhhh getting bullied at work how noice!!!! Wait you can Isekai other people as revenge!!! Bro make me your next target lmao, getting a harem in an other world doesn't seem like a bad idea!

Lmao the truck hit Dio to another world XD. I guess truck-kun (Vin Diesel) is a isekai hitman LOL.

chap 2

So Vin Diesel died while driving towards his fav restaurant being McDonalds because a garbage mc only eats trash lmao as the world just opened from the Rona again.

(A LN dragging tactic later)

Vin diesel reincarnted as a truck basically and kami-sama is some old shogi playing ass bald ancient Asian dude.

OOF and they start speaking weeb Japanese too, Diesel is a beta incel waste of existence confirmed, even when he pays $200 to a prostitute to lose his virginity will they still decline LMAO.

So mister god over here is going to electrocute your ass, so that Vin Diesel can reincarnate as a something else, but he needs to cause mass high school boy genocide in order to make that happen......

Eh seems legit!

chap 3

Omg Vin Diesel can morfph into different trucks, like why is that even a thing or needed. Can you imagine the local Japanese people just going crazy after spotting a European truck. OMG MINAA!!!!!! ITS A EUROPEAN TRUCK OH NO THE FOREIGNERS ARE PLANNING TO TAKE OVER JAPAN SEND THE FUJOSHIS AFTER THEM!!!!!! LOL

I loved how the book just confirms that Diesel is a hitman XD XD XD XD XD.

Basically Kouta is a "bully" but at the end a girl dragged him along and some shady group were tailing them. Ez summary!

NEXT!

chap 4

SKIPPING THIS!!

NEXT

Chap 5

Virgin woman claiming she knows a lot about romance by writing on her 3rd rate blog, like bish we don't care! How about you catch some D first before you start spouting nonsense lmao.

WTF HOW CAN DRINKING BLEACH CURSE YOUR DISEASE WHAT IN THE ACTAUL FACK!! THE ONE WHO MADE THAT REVIEW IS THE MOST RETARDED PERSON EVER, BRO EVEN BACTERIA HAVE A HIGHER INTELLIGENCE THAN HIM. THIS PERSON IS THE TYPE TO EAT. POISONOUS MUSHROOM EVEN IF IT HAS A DANGER DO NOT EAT WARNING NEXT TO IT!!

BRUH THIS HANNAH CHICK IS A SAD ASS USING BOTS TO MAKE HER SITE FEEL ACTIVE, THIS BISH IS PROBABLY THE TYPE WHO WOULD USE SUBCRIBER TRAIN TO INCREASE HER YT CHANNEL SUB COUNT, GET A BF OR SOMETHING INSTEAD OF BEING A USELESS BIG BRAIN!!!

BOI SHE IS JUST REALEASING HER BOTS ON BASED REVIEWERS OH MAH GAWD 360NOSCOPED THIS WOMAN PLEASE SHE IS GOING TO THANOS SNAP MY BRAIN WITH HER BETA NEET MENTALITY!

lol Vin Diesel caught her in 4k while smoothly slidding into the DM's uncovering her hypocrite behaviour lmao. Vin Diesel Fast and Furious her ass, meaning she got rammed hard lol. Glad she can finally enjoy a shoujo harem, because that beta loser woman needed it XD.

Btw I would take the Fiat reincarnation XD XD XD.

chap 6

Meet Travis a 2D waifu loving author self insert that is a beta virgin homeless man, that Vin Diesel has to isekai by demand of a former friend. Travis is also a gacha genshin simp that would even sell his own semen for extra roles LMAO.

Anyways Travis. life went down hill and he refuses to better himself so GETTING A HAREM IN ANOTHER WORLD IT IS BECAUSE WHY THE FECK NOT!!!!!!! YEEEEEEAHHHHHHH!!!

okay holy shit Travis or Wayne have MID now this is complicated to fix, but that is what you get for doing too much crystal meth tbh lmao.

Wayne got SHAZAMED into a another world and Truck-kun just rammed Travis as if he was about to lose his virginity lol.

chap 7

(Of course the last chapter had to be massive T-T)

Bruh the man is legit in shanghai now!

Who tf is Bottomus? Seems like the local Chinese crackhead to me lol.

Holy mister Bottosniffer had been transported and returned too, but why would you want to return when you can slay coochie on a daily basis. I guess Bottomus felt the need to build up his Chinese Social Credit or something XD.

Ew cultivation gets mentioned mega cringe 0/10 would skip this chapter ngl XD.

Lol everyone got tired of his conspiracy theories and just yeeted mister Bottosniffer to another world XD.

WAIT KAMI-SAMA IS JUST A DISCORD MOD EWWWWWW DEGENERATE GFTO YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE A GOD, I BET YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN SOME REAL LIFE TITS BEFORE BETA BISHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Oh and Bottomus got transported again lol good for him!

Final Review:

This story is the result of the author searching for Kirito nuds while going to rule 34 to find some good truck material, basically.. this is isekai stupidity on crack. Only people with max cultivation in the crackhead path can read this. Any normal person would die of the overpowering mid comedy this book has to offer.

JK JK JK JK XD XD XD XD

Another decent Isekai a pretty cool concept and the execution of it is pretty good, but idk I feel like the comedy could be more present lol, sometimes it lingers to much to semi chronic depression lol.

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P.S.S: ( You need more power in your isekai's fam you have the skill now you need to create an Isekai that completely captivates me!)

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