Chapter 27:

Pearlyn. M - "REALM ASSASSIN"

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All she knew is all she saw - Weed that turned into 3rd grade trash Walmart plastic blades, and flower petals into explosive cocaine. Bookmark here

It was called Pot Weaponry.Bookmark here

Just like the many things that cu.... came out of the devastating explosion 20 years ago. An infamous cucked scientist had rewritten the fabric of his stoned delusions, introducing a set of realms that somehow got here because plot, of course dominated by horny tentacle monsters. Bookmark here

Created as a 2B ripoff, Dolly must seek the cucked scientist who caused it all. But her journey is far from the expected, fraught with fragile and beta humanity under despair, for her delusions took an unexpected turn.Bookmark here

Top 10 Anime Betrayals. How does that feel?Bookmark here

Read "2B Ripoff Cuck Scientist Assassin" to find out!Bookmark here

Due to the author request we straight up going to begin with chap 14 so end game spoiler alert. (Just play Nier:Automata bruh good shit.)Bookmark here

Chap 14Bookmark here

Okay so we are having a gae ass Naruto vs Sausuke type of fight going on with Lewis vs Runo, but for some reason Dolly is also thrown in the fight, like bish we don't need Sakura weak fodder during the battle sit yo ass down!Bookmark here

Oh yeah for a bit of context Lewis was a man with a die hard fetish for rocks, because they make him "rock hard" *batum tss* Not funny? okay lol. Anyways he is turned into a monster now, as this story is just chronic depression on crack and needs to FUCK WITH MY BRAIN everytime.Bookmark here

BRUH Runo in the back just looking at Dolly getting her ass clapped like Yamcha and the only thing which is on his mind is, If there is an opening. Man be horny for android coochie mid battle, this is the pure form of down bad indeed lmao.Bookmark here

Bruh Lewis is fucking Cell now with OP regeneration and Dolly basically did "one shot blast no jutsu" and killed the monster ass succesfully Runo somehow survived and PLOT TWIST OF A PLOT TWIST THAT CAME FROM A PLOT TWIST DERIVED FROM ANOTHER PLOT TWIST. RUNO IS A MONSTER TOO BECAUSE IMAGINE HAVING GOOD NORMAL PEOPLE IN THIS FUCKING STORY jeSUS!!!Bookmark here

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Okay Uhh Dolly is feeling BeTrAyeD so her edgy phase was about to appear, but Runo was like "Bitch oh hell nah." aiming at her gem. And of course that MOTHERFUCKER ATE NOAH'S ENERGY BAR!!! T-T FUCKING CUNT, FUCKING DIE TRASH ASS 3RD RATE VILLAIN EVEN TEAM ROCKET IS BETTER COMPARED TO THIS WASTE OF EXISTENCE! Anyways for people who do not know who Noah is, he is basically BEST BOI THAT GOT DONE SO FUCKING DIRTY AND THE MAIN SOURCE OF CHRONIC DEPRESSSION. THIS MAN DID NOT DESERVE TO DIE DAMN IT!!Bookmark here

Also Runo revealed to have killed Netty (2nd best character, Noah is #1 always fam) because REALM ASSASIN IS JUST A BOOTLEG AKAME GA KILL AT THIS POINT!! Hah imagine the characters you know and love living happy lives. WELL FUCK THAT BECAUSE YOU NEED TO BECOME SUICIDAL!!!!!Bookmark here

Runo is legit a fucking frustrated beta cuck with a mid life crisis at this point, like get a life man jeSUS. WELL SHIT GUYS WE HAVE ANOTHER PLOT TWIST THAT CAME FROM A PLOT TWIST THAT WAS FOUND IN A PLOT TWIST WHICH ARRIVED FROM A PLOT TWIST MENTIONED IN ANOTHER PLOT TWIST!!!Bookmark here

NOW DOLLY IS THE FUCKING SCIENTIST!!Bookmark here

Meaning that she was the beta cuck all along 0-0!Bookmark here

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Ight so we open at some research lab with incompetent 0 IQ asses conducting experiments with black market chemicals... fucking hell.... This can only go wrong as these dumbasses already caused a mini explosion.Bookmark here

YOOOOOOO!!

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So Dr. Alott (Main Scientist guy) Wife's son is Noah. ITS GETTING HELLA SUSSY OVER HERE. And Miranda is fucking simp for main scientist guy EVEN THO HE HAS A FUCKING WIFE, LIKE FUCK OFF YOU CUCKING THOT!!! Okay Runo is also here and he is just acting like a 14 year old edgy kid trowing tantrums, since that is the only thing he is capable off with his infant brain lmao.Bookmark here

FUCK YES RUNO GOT TRASHED ON GET THAT BITCH OUT OF THE LAB!Bookmark here

Oh and Dr A-hole is leaving so Miss Miranda and some other bitch has to watch the lab.Bookmark here

IGHT NEXT!Bookmark here

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Damn straight up busy with brain copy technology pretty dope. Bookmark here

Okay they talking about immortality now jeSUS I can already tell this shit is gonna go wrong. Bookmark here

So Runo is on a tantrum spree and is straight up attacking Miranda and Future Netty now. He asked Miranda why she stayed even tho she could have lived a peaceful life but I will explain the answer. MIRANDA IS A DAMN FITHY DOWN HORRENDOUS SIMP! BRUH RUNO BECAME A FUCKING COLD BLOODED KILLER NOW, HOW THE FUCK DID THIS IS MAN PASS THE MENTAL HEALTH TEST?!Bookmark here

Also KABOOM LAB EXPLOSION AND a cut back to the present.Bookmark here

Dolly is Miranda btw, lol I gonna drop that PLOT TWIST right here.Bookmark here

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YO KISSING YO ENEMY HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK!!!! OH WAIT UP DOLLY SMOOTCHED ALL THE POWER AWAY FROM HIM NOICE!!!!Bookmark here

DOLLY TURNED SUPA SAIYAN AND GOT OVER RUNO DESTROYING AN ENTIRE REALM WOOOOOOO FUCKING KILL THAT CUCK!!!!!!!!Bookmark here

Final Review:
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This story is basically bootleg Nier:Automata, with a trash 2B clone like this andriod doesn't even have a thicc booty. Like this author was off her anti depression meds for way to long and decided to kill us by giving us chronic depression and suicidal thoughts from her trash story telling. Even a 5 year old can create something better then this.Bookmark here

-0.1/10 would rather pay $5 for stickman titties art than read this again!Bookmark here

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD JK JK JK JK JK JK JK!Bookmark here

Yo I actually love this story although I can never stop being triggered about Noah's death, it still hurts me till this day T-T. IF you like a story that keeps plot twisting on yo booty and chronic depression then this story is for you. I highly advice you to check this story out its a definite gem.Bookmark here

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P.S.S: (If you ever make a continuation, PLEASE LET THAT MOTHERFUCKER RUNO DIE PLEASE!!!!!!!!)
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Now see ya at the next reactionary/roast chapter!Bookmark here

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With this Waiting List (2) is officially complete so on the 3rd one!Bookmark here

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