Chapter 26:

Bubbels - "One Lone Fox"

ALTaccounti's Roasting Book! (Reopened)


Parody Summary:

A Fox mysteriously turned into a furry, Kaya finds herself in a kinky massacre at the merchant camp she's woken up in. Narrowly fleeing the the carnivorous fox coochie eaters, her faith in humanity is quickly restored by Furry lover and Chad Dolo, A man who simped his life away for some random fox thot. Distraught by his simprifice, soon discovers a gift of her sudden waifu transformation - the ability to heal all simps and resurrect them.

Because of that, the two find themselves restlessly chased as their journey leads them towards the safety of these nu.... I mean capital. However, as they near the heart of the kingdom, it seems that Kaya isn't the only one selling furry nudes for cash.

Will Kaya become a billionare selling nuds? And Will Dolo stop being a beta simp bitch?

Read "One Furry Fox and Beta Simp Servant!" to find out!

chap 1

(What a fucking massive chapter T-T WHY!!!!!!!)

Stop blabbering fox bish get to the point fam, I know you simping for the dude (Dolo) but that LN dragging tactic be killing me here T-T

Okay new human introduced.... this is very descriptive and detailed and very well written lmao, but too this too much and it starts becoming a chore.

NEXT!!!!

chap 2

(Oh mah gawd its going to be massive chapters all the way huh T-T)

Slave trading trope because why not, can't it be wholesome for once? Damn it! Oh shit edgy boi Oda just stabbed the captain and wants to massacre everyone in order to get some of that foxgirl coochie. Dolo then told the Kaya to run and later caught up, but I guess Dolo was in PAIN HAHA I AM FUNNAH BECAUSE (Dolor means pain in spanish lololololol CRINGE).

Btw Kaya legit is wondering why Dolo saved her I mean wasn't it established that he was a down bad simp?

Anyways...

WELL SHIT, kaya just used resurrection jutsu up in this bish and made Dolo come back alive by the power of plot convenience lmao.

Welcome back bro!

chap 3

Btw deadass when will they smash, if there is no romance here I can only reach one conclusion: that its hella mid XD.

Stop being curious Kaya you ain't a fukin cat you dumbass!

lmao Kaya being a typical fox and doesn't release that you can use skin and other sht for other purposes that was kinda cute lol.

Btw the spice and wolf vibes are getting real here, I can't be the only one that notices it right?

BROOOOOO Dolo is on crack this man thinks minecraft bootleg flint and steel is magic! People this is why you never eat mushrooms, it will make you say stupid things lol.

Off to le river we goooooo!!!!!

chap 4

She invaded a wind will basically!

EWWW WTF KAYA JUST ATE COCAINE FROM THE GROUND, I AM NOT JOKING SHE FUKIN ATE COCAINE WHO DOES THAT SHIT!!!!!! BRUHHHHH!!

Ight simp Dolo saved miss dumbass from a burning mill and glad the dudes didn't find them. 

chap 5

Yoo that grind Granny is feeling her on a level other dudes wish they could do lmao, because she is blind as fuck lol.

Granny almost getting horny but in here when Dolo steps in like the simp daddy he is and said that it was enough, while this man gives out hugs and headpats like its nothing.

lmao Dolo got flustered when she undressed I mean she ain't aware of human sht lmao, so of course le simp gotta urge her to put on your own fukin clothes. Btw tf are drawers when I search that shit I only get IKEA chest of drawers don't @ me lol.

Lmao Dolo learning Kaya table manner at a tavern is noice and wholesome.

Of course a creep is following them and want to tap some of that fox coochie like the down bad furry he is!

Final Review:

Imagine Spice and Wolf but with no romance, instead we get mid zaddy and furry child relationship which is not down bad enough for us, not good enough of a clone indeed smh. I would advice people to watch furry porn instead because it's way more interesting than this garbage. This story got created by the author searching too much foxgirls on rule 34 lmao.

Low Tier/10 not even a foxgirl side booba shot would let me read again!

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This is a very wholesome and interesting book, it seems to be a traveling slice of life with some minor action escape plot. This heavily reminds of Spice and Wolf one of my favorite romance anime, only this one clearly ain't that but that is fine. Uses a lot of detailed and nice flowing descriptions. So give this a try when ya can ya'll!

Now see ya at the next reactionary/roast chapter!

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P.S.S: (This was on the hard side as this story isn't really roastable by its sheer high quality lmao)

Author Link: https://www.honeyfeed.fm/u/3721