Supersession - "Gifted Education Project"

Note: Momentie is moved to list 4 so that why this roast is done instead, I will edit the lists later!

Here we are again!

After the peak fiction satire which is "Trash Education Project: Down Bad Edition"

Here the actual Roast!

But before that I need to share the objective facts of TEP: BDE so I will quote the goats!

"Darron Dong > Darren Chong." WittyAcorn

"This, hands down, is better than the original..." Abraham B.A

"This was comedy masterpiece!" Blueberry

So if you haven't checked out the 5k special yet DO IT NOWWWWWW!!!!

Anyways lets get into it.

Parody summary:

240 students, 40 people that somehow posses more than 1 brain cell will graduate.

In life, success isn't solely determined by one's academic performance, since if everyone is stupid they kinda needed other ones like alethic and creative pursuits, but of course don't forget how down bad one is at cucking, NTR'ing, Fetishising, and being a questionable existence to humanity for others - those talents are important too (If you consider these talents.) Thankfully, at the National Tryhard High School, this truth is embraced rather than swept under the rug like everywhere else.

The result? A school which produces down bad degenerates at a unparalleled rate.

Welcome to a school of future imprisoned by most likely money laundry.

Welcum to the Trash Education project.

Follow Darron Chong with the small bing bong as he "enrolls" in this wannabe elite school with the BITCH ASS Erica Park. Will they rise to the drugged levels they desires, or will they get expelled trying?

Read "Trash Education Project" to find out.

I ain't changing summary lol.

Chap 0

Bruh not even a moment in and the MC is already on some delusional conversation of a girl what wants to get some of his small peepee with the most cringe dialogue I have read in the last decade. But too bad Missy known as Erica was trying to slit his through instead to satisfy her killing betas straight roasting his ass for asking how many learning disabilities MC has.... like DAYUMMM you sure are making my job easy XD.

Basically to cut some inner monologue Erica that leaves in a Park, is supposed to be hot asf although I personally don't see it, but the MC is probably has trash taste when it comes to the personality aspect and it shows lmao.

After some usual LN like banter to make these idiots feel as if they were cool, the MC told us that this Erica thot invited him up the roof on Valentine and had one of his delusions that it might be something romantic, man should have known better. This is discount Horikita we're talking about. You know imma call her that for the rest of this roast lmao.

It seems that all the banter the are doing this chapter is as if they trying to compensate for something, and we know that it is not MC's smol dickie lmao he seems chill with that.

btw

DAYUM DISCOUNT HORIKITA IS DOWN BAD STRAIGHT UP MAKING MC HER SLAVE SHEEEESHH!!!!!!!

chap 1

We legit get introduced to a vaping thot that has a name of a pornstar Miss Shelly Lam which was MC-kuns Guidance councillor and homeroom teacher, we will not question how much micro peepees she must have sucked for that position.

Anyways MC was on that Mozart simp descriptions being horny for some women that probably doesn't give a single shit about him.

Again a whole lot of banter that we do not care about!

SKIMMING INTENSIFIES!!!

Man ranbled about Asain society, yo I didn't know the MC had it in him to be philosophical but that must be a side effect for being a beta virgin for so long. Thot Pornstar teacher baited him into saying that she would miss him. False hope shattered in a second. Yes I am sorry but MC is too much of a loser to be a protagonist of a so called "Shitty Romantic-Comedy" too bad Cope, cry about lmao.

Listen I don't what is wrong with Miss Pornstar but IF my man Darren want to get on the grind with 16 working at MCdonalds flipping them burgers, let him. You are doing as if this retarded donkey could actually mean something to society. Man Shelly you giving this beta trash too much credit.

BRUH EVEN THINKING THAT MC GOT SOME PUSSY LMAO, MISS PORNSTAR YOU MUST HAVE EATEN THE MOST POTENT MUSHROOM EVER, DARREN HAVING SEX?!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

best joke 2022! ngl

Well shit MC Aunt is sick, feels bad man and that is why he needs the money.

$4000 dollars to be exact, Shelly the pornstar told he is fucked I mean thank you captain obvious he really couldn't have figured it out himself.

Our infamous girl discount Horikita came in wanting to instantly dip since she didn't want to be part of the cringe and stand next to the ugly bastard known as Darren Mid, but too bad Miss Pornstar came back and even pissed Discount Horikita ass off lmao.

They talked about the NHS which is a school created after some Singaporean weeboos who binged the COTE season 1 and since they could not self insert, gave options to othe weebs to do it for them instead.

NEXT!

chap 2

Chapter starts CAP!!!

Like this man talking about meeting girls online which (I don't think is true) and how he got confessed at his pervious school's Valentine, and you what beta darren did? RUN AWAY!!! YOU FUCKING PUSSY BITCH ASS BETA, YOU DESERVE TO MASTURBATE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, SINCE CLEALY YOU ASKED FOR IT YOU FEKIN CUCK!

Lots of boring inner monologue explanations and expositions!

SKIMMING INTENSIFIES!!!

Sheesh his aunt in a really bad shape ngl, the feels dude, the feels.

I like Auntie even tho her and MC are not related by blood took care of him since he was the kid of a friend, I really can't roast this person T-T.

*drops bomb*

Oh she dies at the end btw T-T

NEXT!

chap 3

In short MC met Discount Horikita in the hospital with the chances are like 1% but of course this is a LN in all its glory so its expected.

and too be honest now that I reread the starting paragraph mutiple times my brain can't process this scene for some reason, all I know is that discount bitchass is being a piece of shit and at this social retarded fish eyed edgelord needs to fuck off, and that mister dumbass Darren le smol bing bong dong just needed to ignore this faglet. But sheesh man always gets horny for some of that Asian coochie.

DARREN LEAVE THAT THOT ALONE, LIKE AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO CATCH A SHIFT YOU FUCKIN SIMP DON'T RUN NEXT TO HER YOU DAMN DONKEY, COOCHIE HAS GOTTEN YOUR MIND CLOUDED. YOU ARE LEGIT THE SAME GUY WHO RAN FROM A CONFESSION, BETA ASS, BITCH ASS LOWER LIFE FROM ASS, SPLIT EYED DOWN BAD NIGLET!

BRUH YOU ARE HARRASING DISCOUNT HORIKITA AT THIS POINT MAN IS FOLLOWING HER ALL THE WAY TILL THE CHECK UP GATE FOR FUCK SAKES!

YES MC YOU ARE FUKIN MORON like at least he admitted it, and for the record I would rather kill myself than agree to whatever you are doing is a decent plan, you are mocking the single brain cell left in my brain. This man isn't even worth the title of Discount Ayanokouji gfto of here fucking waste of existence.

holy shit now she told him to come with him, like since when did such down bad degenerate strats of Darren smol bong work?

well........

kinda?

He got pulled into a unisex toilet, man this shit seems straight out of a hentai lmao.

Darren was feeling kinky being commanded around, but too bad his horny ass will not be punished in a dirty way, just your classic brutal beatdown. (unless you are into that, then discount horikita is the baddest bitch you will ever meet.)

lol MC almost lost his peepee by a strong kick because he for a second he turned into a normal guy. Not that it matters if he had lost it, Darren is known to have zero game anyway lmao.

lol see Darren is useless as fuck and is a replacement for some kind of program, but to be honest we do not care you see how about the 2 of you GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE BATHROOM BEFORE YOU GIVE SOME RANDOM PERSON A HEART ATTACK WITH THAT KINKY TOILET PLAY THE BOTH OF YOU ARE DOING!!

YES YOU FUCKING SWINE YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST GONE TO WORK FUCKING RETARDED ASS!!!!

chap 4

So our boi is going home on bike after having cock and balls trauma. Man has a rented studio apartment as home, sheesh at least you ain't living in some rando's basement lmao, since MC would be the type to leave seeing how much of a beta losers he is.

Basically this man is fucking hygiene is worse than a swine, like his apartment looks like garbage storage and smells like 1 day old cum but the smell keeps updating in strength since Darren is a daily fapper, feels bad man no wonder no gurl wants him anymore.

Man is soo poor he can't even afford a doorbell or a peep hole where someone could stick his dick through, sheesh the feels in this novel are really something lmao.

Alright someone is knocking the door and it was: Miss Pornstar YAY!

Fucking hell she is aggressive for some reason, that menopause must be hitting real good right now. Darren is slipping into Full Power Degenerate Mode right now and wants to scream mommy for as he can't take it no more. SHIT DARREN JUST GOT FLINGED UP THE SKY SHEESH!!!

Man is receiving a private BDSM "getting the living shit beaten out" session right now. Every time he says anything stupid he will get assaulted.

Welp he has o turn on his phone now and....

I AM DONE!!!!!

Bruh this author just read some COTE and wanted to self insert because he wanted to cope with the fact he could never lived his elite fantasy, hence this book. This entire novel feels like the creation of the concept of trying compensate for something except there legit is nothing to compensate about this absolute shit show and the betaness screamed out. I advice the author to go outside and touch some grass. Like at this point just write a COTE fanfic I am 100% sure it would be whatever the fuck I just read.

No Bitches/10 would rather quit school, live under a bridge and work at a local Taco Bell well getting beaten up by strangers on a daily basis than read this trash again.

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Final Review:

This novel is super good in my opinion its funny and the characters are interesting enough, but it takes a bit before some deeper plot comes in (which is legit the latest chapter lol) so if you don't mind a slow start up and is a big fan of COTE like shit like me. Then this book is for you my homie.

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P.S.S: (This took me like 3 hours which is quit fast, READ TRASH EDUCATION PROJECT: DOWN BAD EDITION, look btw I wish I could have adapted the entire thing at this point it would have been very funny XD.)

Now see ya at the next reactionary/roast chapter!

Author Link: https://www.honeyfeed.fm/u/7769 (Link count as this is the first actual official roast of the book)