HOLY SHIT IT’S THE KOOLAID MAN

Capter ( I meant schhapter ) ( I meant chapter 2 )

Chapter 2

Guts and griffith would be cleaning the massive corpse of twerked up butt booty fbi agents, the pile of olive oil corpses had doubled in size since last week. “Man, i could really go for a coca cola right now.” Said griffith out of character, Suddenly the koolaid man would burst in through the wall ( HOLY SHIT IT’S THE KOOLAID MAN ( i had a wet dream about him last night ) ) He had 30 morbillion dollars in clean unmarked bills in a suitcase ( a big suitcase ) “Grippith and Guts.” He’d say, “For this morbillion dollars hit the nae nae fore you get a whoopin.” What would guts and griffith do???!! ( I’m scared to find out! ) Guts looked sad, “We have to grippith, if we don’t he’ll whoop us :( “ He’d say, “Guts shut the fuck up.” Griffith would say rudely ( What the hell! Guts wasnt even being rude first that is the worst thing griffith has ever done i can’t believe him honestly!) Sonic would then emerge from inside the koolaid man eating him from the inside. The koolaid man would groan in agony as he was being torn apart, “Haha! 1!” Sonic would laugh as he was covered in koolaid. “Also my name is griffith, not grippith.” ( I think he’d probably get mad about that idk ) But then when nobody expected it morbius showed up? “Hi guys it mes morbius.” Morbius would implode, consuming all of the booty but olive oil twerked out fbi agents, which has tripled in size for some reason ( i wrote down a cool backstory for this pile of twerked out fbi agents but i forgot it ) moebus was gone now, guts and griffith and sonic and i think there’s ippo yeah ippo was there, he was also sad. Suddenly the milk in the fridge would develop sentience. “I could really go for some chilli dogs!” Said sonic the hedgehog ( Silly sonic ) He’d run away like a fucking asshole i fucking hate sonic Griffith and guts would be chillin on the couch, when suddenly that milk that developed sentience like 50 chapters ago popped infront of the couch ( i know there hasn’t been 50 chapters it’s called exaggeration! ) the sentient milk would start screaming violently, griffith would pull out his phone and call his good friend paul allen, Paul allen would walk into the room “ I got your call griffith!” He’d do jazz hands and you’d hear applause outside of the house from the horde of people watching them through the window that are always there, Suddenly patrick bateman would walk in, More applad. Part 2 Chapter bateman would start just totally murdering paul allen infront of griffith, griffth wouldnt’ care because why would he care about anybody getting murdered, ( GRIFFITH!!!) Josh would be struggling to pass his history test, He’d slam his head against the table till it broke. He dead ( This story has traggedy :( )