pickle tickle uwu

Chapter 3 ( The pickle tickler!)

Hatsune goku had gotten stronger by eating a ton of shrimp. ( That’s rude THE FUCKING BITCH!!!) this upset the shrimp god, Obama would sense that hastune goku was in danger, punching the shrimp god killing him, “I am obama.” Obama would say after defeating the shrimp god, suddenly a genie would appear from the shrimp god, “I am tickle tipson, the genie that was being held captive by the shrimp god, i will give you one wish.” Obama would think for a while, “I wish for nobody to have to poop ever.” “Gay.” Tickle tipson would dissapate and all of the poop ever would form into a massive ball and form shit planet but it was really far away in space or else it’d smell bad. Guts and griffith would be extremely heterosexually chilling on the couch ( There are no consequences to murder ) But sometimes guts throws his arm at the tv, upsetting it, btw the tv is sentient ). The tv yelled a bunch of racial slurs, which griffith would not stand for being a yassified. He’d throw the television into space ( So stong ) Guts would be mad and yell “GRIFFITH!” which would heart ( i meant hurt*) griffith’s ears and he’s say “Ow “ Suddenly Walter white would come back but this time he has rabies!! ( EW!!!) Jesse mcree would say “Jutsice aint gonna dip ends it’self” and jesse from breaking bad would be like “BITCH!” because that’s the thing he says. And eren jaeger would be ordering mcdonald’s fries ( he is about to be kicked out because he wants the employee to call them freedom fries ) Sonic the hedgehog would return with his chilli dog ( you all thought i forgot about that ) and oh yeah walter white and jesse were fighting guts and griffith again, guts and griffith would have their swords in hand

already ( guts has his cool dragon slayer sword and griffith his his gay saber ) and then they’d start fighting holy shit it’s so crazy they’re just going at it and then the milk from earlier would wait is he still alive, yeah i dont think he’s dead anyway he was there and he’d stop the fighting using his milk powers, Griffith would start violently hitting the griddy up on em and then the moon exploded ( Why? ) Because somebody pissed really hard ( it wasn’t eggman FUCK YOU ) And blew the moon up anyway guts was fighting walter white i think but walter white had the upper hand once again ( he asked guts if he heard of stuff thieves ) “Stuff thieves?” guts would question, “GUTS NO!!” Griffith would cry out before venom would roar “STUFF THIEVES NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH GRAAAHHH!!” venom would violently dunk on guts ending the battle, walter white and venom would fistbump epicly, “BITCH!” jesse would chime in, they’d walk out having won or something and guts would be crying like a little bitch. Also pickle rick was there and someone was tickling him ( there a tickle got pickled )