Chapter 3:

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Guts would twerk in fortnite


Chapter 4 ( AJ9FIOJFJP8IOWJIOFEWFE )

A physical manifestation of thirty thousand people hitting the griddy would come to guts in a dream he was having ( he’s asleep trust me guys ) obama would then scream into guts ear “ THIS IS NOT A DREAM!!” WHAT?? Guts would realize this was real and the physical manifestation of thirty thousand people hitting the griddy was actually infront of him! “Give me half a mcdonalds cookie” Said the physical manifestation of thiry thousand people hitting the griddy, guts was in a pickle now, he only had like 30 cents there was no way he could get the mcdonalds cookie! Griffith understood what he had to do, enslaving the entire country of britain into farming crypto ( He is evil ), They made countless nfts for like 30 years or something, griffith was evil during this time but then he stopped because there’s no way griffith would be evil right guys? After 30 years of britian time ( Britain time 30 years = 1 second america time ) He would have made exactly 29 cents. Guts was panicking now, they needed an entire penny and where they hell was he going to get that??!!!! Donald trump was in his 30th hour of anus sunning ( tanning his butthole ) so of course his senses were heightened because he had the power of the sun inside his butthole ( no it wasn’t gone that takes a while it’d still be there for a bit after it exploded ), he heard guts panicking so he ran over ( he was skidaddling but his legs are small despite him being like 6’2 ) he had a billion dollar bill in his hand and he was ready to give it to guts because the physical manifestation of thirty thousand people hitting the griddy was getting impatient, “GAH!!” guts would anime yell as he almost died trying to convert a billion dollars into a penny ( it was really hard ) but guts was clever and invested in nfts, after about 30 years britain time he managed to get a singular penny from donald trumps generous loan, “I have the money now!” guts would yell triumphantly so he went to the mcdonalds counter passing eren jaeger who was being arrested for assulting the manager ( he looked like armin ) and he said “ I would like one cookie i have 60 cents here.” Guts said epicly ( he is cool ) “I’m sorry sir but it’s like a dollar” Guts would grab the wagecuck’s head bash it against the register deciding to grab all the mcdonalds cookies in the register and run out the back. Finally guts had atleast half a mcdonalds cookie ( He had like 50 mcdonalds cookies im being modest ) The physical manifestation of thirty thousand people hitting the griddy would eat all 50 cookies, ( that wasn’t even what he asked for ) and said “Ok” Then just left thank god, then guts would wake up ( it wasn’t a dream he just overdosed on adhd ( i am now being told it’s called lsd ).

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