chapter 5

Chapter 5

Griffith had read the first chapter and decided for a rematch with walter white and venom wait that was chapter three my bad anyway. Griffith would go alone because guts was too busy overdosing on lsd ( It’s not adhd that’s a mental ilness ) Also Mark ruffalo was racist?? Graah im the hulk” he said but he was nowhere near griffith so i dont think it’s relevant. Grippith would had his hair flowing epicly in the wind because that’s the thing he does and jesse would be like “BITCH!” alerting Walter white who approached “ I am the one who knocks “ he declared, “Yoe’ure bald” Grippith would say instantly killing walter white, ( WHAT?) “BITCH!” jesse would cry out venomm: “Oh no!” He seemed worried ( stupid vermont ) grippith would and then suddenly donald trump would land jumping out from his 5 dollar jet, “Hello griffith from berserk.” Griffith would be mad at donald trump because he said from berserk and that’s breaking the forth wall ( I broke the fourth wall that means this is clever writing ) 30 moles would claw their way out from underneath the group and start singing creep by radiohead or weezer or one of them white crackhead groomer bands and then they’d all grow like 50 times their size??? ( RUMBLING ) eren jaeger would be behind this, controlling these mole critters because the mcdonald’s employee wouldn’t call the fries freedom fries freedom tatakae ellen yeager would commence the rumbling oh no what is grippith and donald trump going to do to stop this?? Anyway they all fell asleep and took a little nap because they were a bit tuckered out but they got back up and STARTED THE RUMBLING OH NO!!! ( I am scared to see what will happen next!! ) Joseph joestar and ippo were watching the rumbling from behind walter white’s gooey corpse, when suddenly walter white reformed himself! “I am the one who knocks.” He’d declare, “We need to stop the rumbling” Ippo would say, “If we use a biggering spell on you ippo you can box the rumbling to death, i can make one using my epic chemistry.” Walter white said. “You gotta do it or we’re all gonna die!” Griffith would start crying lmao what a bitch anyway. Walter white and jesse would start cooking wait walter white would turn to jesse and say “We need to cook.” Jesse would respond “BITCH!” cause that’s all he sort of says and then they shared a mcdonalds milkshake ( Chocolate ) because i decided they should treat themselves. They finished the biggeriyfing potion and gave it to ippo and he grow to like 50 times his size ( WHAT?) Erllen Jager would be upset because he knows he’s going to lose, so all of his giant moles would form a person who could outbox ippo ( which we all know is impossible ) anyway these two are boxing and then guts wakes up from his lsd overdose “GRIFFITH!!” He’d yell and use his sword to fling himself over to where all the action is happening ( In like the next block over ) He’d slice The mole in half vaporizing half the mole, then ippo would just start dempsey rolling and punching the shit outta the other half holy shit he’s just going ham on him!!! “Ow ow ow ow” said the moles and then they all died and ellen jyeger was crying like a little bitch lmao look at him he’s like ugly crying because he’s a sore little loser lmaooo “STOPP!!” He’d cry and then arumin came over and carried him bridal style “It’s ok let’s go home” anyway they went home and everybody high fived because they went thru alot today so a truce for today was an okay thing. And then donald trump clapped without using his hands ( WHAT?? )