#10: The Way I Conquer

The natural mood in the school was back, everybody was talking to each other instead of being doubtful of each other, and since the incident was finally been resolved, the situation in the school was back to its calm state, except for Genesis's group.

During lunch, Genesis decided to have his lunch with his buddies, but then, the 3 naturalists buddies were looking at one another as if they are to break each other's bones, so Genesis join in

Genesis: how's our day, mind if I join?

( and the 3 friends slowly turn to him and talk to each other )

Mann: ( his hands holding each other ) are you participating in our little game gentleman?

Genesis: but aren't we having our lunch?

Ren: ( shakes his head and smile ) you don't have any idea what you are getting here, gentleman

Genesis: lunch I guess

Kim: ( look to Mann and Ren ) should we allow this gentleman to join our circle?

Mann: I don't think he's ready

Ren: the size of what we are about to do might blow his head off, that's dangerous

Genesis: ( grab a chair and sit with his friends ) whatever it is, I will partake 

( the 3 friends then talked to each other again, and they told Genesis )

Mann: but we want to know if you truly deserve to partake dear gentleman

Genesis: oh sure, bring it on!

Ren: you will not regret nor back out will you? the balance between the survival of our species and the others hangs in this thread

Genesis: "I am therefore I am"

Kim: so blood is thicker than pride, well then, would you mind a little test?

Genesis: anything, give it to me

( the 3 friends then talk to each other again and after that, they give a piece of paper to Genesis )

Mann: careful my friend, only open that in the cr

Ren: we might be asking too much, but we hope that you understand

Kim: it's your only test, no more 2nd chances, we hope for your success

Genesis: don't worry, I shall return

( Genesis then moves out and goes to the cr. After reading the order in the paper, he followed it and go back to the room )

Genesis: ( have his majestic return to the room ) It's quite cold, but I'll get by of it

Mann, Ren & Kim: (gives him a slow clap)

Genesis: so what was the game about, I didn't take off my brief and have my balls and schtick go like a ringing bell below, so what is the big deal here?

Mann: yesterday, the 3 of us go on a quick trip to a nearby pool

Ren: we didn't go there to intensely look at the college women who were training there

Kim: but then, an unexpected situation happened

Genesis: what happened? Did you see one of the women taking off their clothes

Mann: no, better ( then he smile )

Ren: when in Rome, be a Roman, but we were kicked out by the guard

Kim: luckily, before we were thrown out, a miracle happened

Genesis: did you see a naked woman kissing another naked woman?!

Mann: calm down, calm down my friend, of course, not, but, better ( smiles again )

Ren: throughout the history, I think, we were the 1st to have this

Genesis: this what?

Kim: This weapon might help all the men to survive for eternity!

Genesis: so what would be it?

Mann, Ren & Kim: ( in synchrony they said in a very small voice while giving a very big smile to their friend ) fresh underwear of a woman with a curly hear on it

Genesis: ( and his mind was blown, different emotions go in his head that he can even picture it like dinosaurs eating another dinosaur, aliens giving birth, fishes having sex in the bottom of the sea, politicians confessing about their corrupt practices, and more ) woooah...

Mann, Ren, and Kim gave their friend a moment of silence before they talk back to him so he can fully sink in his head the miracle that he was about to witness

Genesis: so where is it?

Mann, Ren & Kim: ( gives him a big smile and looks at the pencil case in the middle of the table ) 

Genesis: ( and then he moves his hands while wiggling his tongue ) so it's here???

Mann: ( hold Genesis's hands ) chill gentleman, chill, we'll put our misery out soon

Ren: (lock Genesis's head with his arms ) calm down now, we don't want to let the other people here know our little secret, ok

Kim: ( put his feet between Genesis's legs while holding his feet ) we will solve this in a gentlemanly manner ok

And since Genesis was acting like a rabid dog, Mann, Ren & Kim explains to him the procedures, they told him that they are gonna play a game called "The makes no sense game", in which each of them will create scenarios that would make others laugh, those who laugh will be disqualified and the remaining person who didn't laugh will win the pencil case containing the underwear of the woman from the pool.

And so they begin, but then another classmate butts in

Sylvia: oh, is that the most popular pencil case that I was hearing of, the "Einstein's Deck 69 forever", for real, wow, it's my first time seeing this, wow!

And that loud voice of her let the other people surround the table where the 4 friends are sitting, and their classmates immediately mobbed them in their table, and another joins in

Kazura: legend says that the reason that Einstein himself put the number 69 on it was that during the last stage of his life, he blows and trapped his last breath in that pencil case, hence the infinite number 69 was born

And every one of their classmates was mesmerized by what he had just said, and another pitch in

Mimi: rumors have it that during his childbirth, it was that pencil case that he hold onto instead of his mother's breast, he was hugging that pencil case instead of his parents

Their other classmates were then taking pictures and comparing them online, and the accuracy was on point, it was the long-lost pencil case owned by none other than Albert Einstein himself

Amiya: ( after taking a good look at the pencil case she said ) with no doubt, this one is legit

And the entire class celebrated what she just said

Yami: ahm, excuse me, but can you please give me that pencil case in exchange for this soba bread and my undisclosed sexy photos ( she actually likes to take the pencil case to use as leverage to become an idol, be invited to a tv show and showcase her talents )

Even though most of the class was thinking really hard if she truly deserved to get the pencil case in exchange for her sexy photos or not, the 4 friends were now in a bind as they really only wants the thing inside the pencil case and not the pencil case itself, so Mann proposes

Mann: so let's play a game called "The makes no sense Game" (after explaining the rules, they then all sat in their chairs and play the game)

30 minutes passed by, and the remaining players were Genesis, Mann, Ren, Kim, Kazura, Mimi, Sylvia, Amiya, and Yami, and when they are about to start, another person entered the room

Sylvia: oh, why are you here?

Erina: ( the Class A cutest Idol in the School )ahh, where did you hide my lunch, hmph

Sylvia: ahaha, I forgot, I think I will only give it back if you give me a hug

Erina: ( without blinking she hugs her ) my lunch?

Sylvia: hmmm, how about I pat you on your head?

Erina: ( throws her head to Sylvia and Sylvia pats her head )

Sylvia: and lastly, a kiss 

Erina: ( while pouting ) you promise to give back my lunch?

Sylvia: I promise, I promise, ok?

Erina: (without delay, she throws herself at Sylvia and kissed her on the cheek, and that surprised everyone )

Sylvia: ahh, ok, here you go ( she then take Erina's lunchbox out of her chest )

While the others were surprised by the events happening in front of them, Erina suddenly shares a story

Erina: did you know, yesterday, my elder sister, forgot her pinkish underwear with a flower on it in the pool, isn't that funny? She's already at such an age but still forgets her stuff, hilarious right

( And a thunderstruck hit Mann, Ren & Kim, as that underwear that Erina was talking about was the one inside the pencil case, and Genesis get the wind of it by just looking at the 3 )

Mann: ( thinking in his head ) Mother, Father, forgive as I need to cross the Rubicon

Ren: ( also thinking in his head ) I hope my sacrifice won't go in vain

Kim: ( also thinking in his head ) I hope history won't forget about my bravery on this day

Genesis: ( using every cell in his brain to win the game while talking to himself ) You can do this...

And the final push begins

Kazura: ( he puts a hanging small piece of paper inside his nose and he is using his tongue to reach it )

( and his antique makes Mimi, Yami, Amiya, and Sylvia laugh their brains out, making the remaining competition only Mann, Ren, Kim & Genesis )

And now it's Genesis's turn

Genesis: ( and he stands at his table then in an instant performed the "Yogic Sleep pose" a yoga pose where one will put both of their feet behind their head while exposing their frontal lower body part and butt to everyone )

( and everyone laughs at it, except for Mann, Ren, and Kim )

Next is Ren

Ren: ( he told a joke, he asked the class what food should the babies in the country should be fed for them to learn the English language fast, and when they asked what, he replied "Ebi" which means shrimp in English and when they asked why, he replied, "Ebi, C, D, E, F, G" and that throws everyone out of their desks, laughing at his joke, except for Mann, Kim, and Genesis )

And it's Kim's turn

Kim: ( pulls out his phone, and he plays the recorded jokes on TikTalk, and since most of the students used the app TikTalk, they are familiar with the jokes, and they all laugh at that, except of course for Mann, Ren, and Genesis )

And before everyone can even gather themselves, they started laughing at what Mann was doing, he was doing a "Thousand faces of a loser", it's basically him instantaneously changing his face in a millisecond, and all laughed at him, none has escaped his piece, and with that, he became the ultimate winner of the "Einstein's Deck 69 Forever" pencil case which has the underwear with a curly hair.

While receiving the pencil case, a person halted him

Mann: hey, give it bac-

Shizuka sensei: and why should I? I've been here the last 5 minutes and none of you were listening ( she was actually there for the last 5 minutes )

( Since the pencil case is in Mann's possession anyways, Genesis, Ren, and Kim go in their separate ways, leaving Mann to his own fate )

Shizuka sensei: so what's inside of this that you were fighting over huh? ( and she opened it )

( Mann, Ren, Kim & Genesis was sweating really hard )

Shizuka sensei: ( laugh and said ) ahahaha! I thought it was something dangerous, it was just a condom inside

(and the entire class laughed at what they saw that were inside the pencil case)

Luckily for the group, in the school, it's illegal to have 2 pencil cases, and the pencil case that has the underwear was confiscated at the gates of the school by the disciplinary teacher earlier and was immediately thrown in the trash bin.