Postscript – An unsolicited sequel (But let’s call it a fresh start)

Sticks and stones (There is no skull, or we’d be villains)

Technically, we’re between jobs (Actually, we’re homeless)

Religiosity (Are those ears antennas to heaven?)

Don’t smoke, kids (Especially if it's unfiltered evil stuff)

Definitely not haunted (Surely that dark pit is innocent and blameless)

Malevolence (AKA, Evil Juice, let’s not get too reverent here)

Rebirth of the curse (We actually are quitting our day job)

Janitorial Deconstruction (We’re just covered in evil goo, honest)

Harow, Beacon of the Kingdoms (If only I had a blessing for field tilling)

I’m the Necromancer (A boredom-mancer, ruler of mind-death)

Let’s have a wheel discussion (Hey, you’re awake enough to have one)

Straw John (Horror monsters are our rear guard)

Night of the Bruton (It really wasn’t their night)

From one professional to the next (It’s time for a buyout!)

The University of Belzac Heart (Merely agile and adaptable)

I’m the Archhag (Wrinkles and bags not included)

Let’s not split up, gang (I’ve got my eye on you, secret villain)

Harmless Attic Hobbies (Just a side venture, honest)

Wrong end of the wand (The life and times of an oncoming trainwreck)

Hydronausea (You can’t catch me if I imprison myself first!)

The Idoy Stormmaker Festival (Here he comes with a steel chair!)

I’m the Murderer (Can I really not be this time?)

he Pana Puzzlement (The world’s greatest mystery in the hands of the greatest fool)

Sword and Bored (Monologue, meet fist)

Maer's mercies (Wife knows best)

I'm the Chimera (A big, floofy mistake that melts hearts with a look)

When no one’s looking (I see a huge casino!)

Just Julio (Consonance, no rhyme)

Fight or Flight (That is to say, superman punch)

Stone Jungle Rumble (Smallest cat vs biggest rat)

Four Evil Generals (Said no one ever)

Familiar faces (Sad piano solo, activate)

Chimera Charleston (Spit that out, it’s not cooked)

Returning to the sender (We’re chasing Santa to the ends of the world)

Seizing of the witch (This will be on the exam)

Malevolence Turf War (We gotta teach you this lesson, old man!)

Polar Depressed (Necromancer’s been a busy boy)

The Last Job (Afterwards we’re gonna take a gap year)

We’re out for Revenge (We’re all out of Revenge)