Death’s Idea of a Joke: Welcome to Life 2.0, Now Figure It Out
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Chapters
- Chapter1Chapter 1: I Hate ChickensAug 07, 20251.1 K32
- Chapter2Chapter 2: The Edge of EleganceAug 08, 202531418
- Chapter3Chapter 3: How NOT to Perform an ExorcismAug 09, 202520114
- Chapter4Chapter 4: Taming the MonsterAug 10, 202522714
- Chapter5Chapter 5: Booze and BoomAug 11, 202521812
- Chapter6Chapter 6: Sorry, Not Sorry — I’m Outta HereAug 12, 202512311
- Chapter7Chapter 7: We’ve Danced in Worse PlazasAug 13, 20259612
- Chapter8Chapter 8: The Widow of the AbyssAug 17, 20259711
- Chapter9Chapter 9: The Mistress of BonesAug 18, 20259013
- Chapter10Chapter 10: Gemini, shut it.Aug 18, 202510911
- Chapter11Chapter 11: A Priestess in All the Wrong WaysAug 19, 20257811
- Chapter12Chapter 12: A Power That Bends RealityAug 19, 202510412
- Chapter13Chapter 13: Smaug Called, He Wants His Dignity BackAug 21, 20256810
- Chapter14Chapter 14: Cute Guys and Skulls Won't Let You Drink in PeaceAug 22, 20257010
- Chapter15Chapter 15: Yamete Kudasai Assassin-Chan! Not in the Alley <3Aug 23, 2025909
- Chapter16Chapter 16: Goblin Shit Covered Rags: Surprisingly Effective for GagsAug 23, 20259610
- Chapter17Chapter 17: The Flaming Holy Pancakes of DestinyAug 24, 20258010
- Chapter18Chapter 18: From Aveloria to Myrath, Featuring Awkward Puppy LoveAug 25, 20257610
- Chapter19Chapter 19: Grilled Reptile, Medium RareAug 26, 2025538
- Chapter20Chapter 20: The Cliffside ConfrontationAug 27, 20256310
- Chapter21Chapter 21: Cassian’s PastAug 28, 2025759
- Chapter22Chapter 22: EchoesSep 01, 20256510
- Chapter23Chapter 23: Mommy Save Me! Awkward Puppy Love Gets Real (I’m Excited)Sep 01, 20257912
- Chapter24Chapter 24: The Rules of a Game I Never Wanted to PlaySep 02, 20258612
- Chapter25Chapter 25: Half-Dead, Fully ScoldedSep 03, 202511810
- Chapter26Chapter 26: Saving Damsels, Because Why NotSep 04, 2025829
- Chapter27Chapter 27: Palace, Workshop, Same Thing ReallySep 05, 20256211
- Chapter28Chapter 28: Serious Talk, Toilet ExcuseSep 06, 20255310
- Chapter29Chapter 29: Table Manners Are Overrated AnywaySep 07, 20256910
- Chapter30Chapter 30: All This Drama, and I Haven’t Even Had DessertSep 08, 2025487
- Chapter31Chapter 31: Kneel or BurnSep 08, 2025698
- Chapter32Chapter 31.5: Rissa’s Greatest TragedySep 09, 202519612
- Chapter33Chapter 32: Apparently, I’m Queen NowSep 10, 20259311
- Chapter34Chapter 32.5: Family Trip to Hell, Courtesy of RissaSep 11, 2025558
- Chapter35Chapter 33: Skeletons: Because Living Minions Are OverratedSep 12, 20259311
- Chapter36Chapter 34: Cluck Off, Mortals!Sep 13, 2025689
- Chapter37Chapter 35: Just a Little Undead DiplomacySep 14, 20256711
- Chapter38Chapter 35.5: Awkward Puppy Love: Now Featuring Coitus Interruptus 2.0Sep 14, 20257411
- Chapter39Chapter 36: A Lizard-Boy, Two Humans, an Elf, and Three Skeletons Walk Into a Bar…Sep 16, 20255910
- Chapter40Chapter 37: The Great Elven Sauna ExperimentSep 16, 20257410
- Chapter41Chapter 38: The HenPocalypse NowSep 17, 20257412
- Chapter42Chapter 38.5: Bye-Bye, Don’t Cry Too HardSep 18, 20256312
- Chapter43Chapter 39: Universe Reset Button? Nah, Just Swallow ThisSep 18, 20255911
- Chapter44Epilogue: Ok, Whatever… But Where’s Cluckles?Sep 19, 20259210