The continent of Aireel was ruled over by a corrupt King named Kazzal. He controlled it with an iron fist thanks to his sinister enforcers. But enough about that buttwipe.

This story follows three morally grey individuals who woke up one particular morning and decided to steal an airship. Unfortunately for them, they all wanted to steal the same ship. A goblin named Finley Bucketts, as stubborn as she was short. A groundling named Kiertan, as fiery as he was...short. And a felis named Nimble Paws, who was as smart as--they're all short, okay? You get it.

These three antiheroes had grown tired of the world literally looking down on them, so they decided to change it by punching one dick at a time. Stealing ships, saving babies, honouring wha-hoors, and getting into trouble. These three care for only one thing, and it is summed up in three easy words. So say them with me:

FUG! SHIP! UP!

Follow along as the crew of the Phallus sticks it to the man one scheme at a time.