Zero.

This is a piece of history arranged and rewritten by what was left of the George Fanclub.

But this is a fun isekai story, we think, and it only takes a sprinkle of dried cactus powder up in your nose to believe that this world, which we called Alamat, is truly magical.

Our province was transported into this world after making us see this bright light, which we now called "The Bright."

This is a dark and comedic grand epic, the story of our founders; a man who had befriended our lord and savior, George, a true gamer, a compulsive liar who thinks everything is wrong, and a dick-sucking specialist.

Let this fight for survival commence, for their sanity to regress.

Would they be able to prove that the power of friendship is more powerful than a blunt force trauma to the head, or would they believe that everything is GEORGE?

It's a trick question.

IT'S JUST GEORGE.

Prompt: Survivor Slaughter
Theme(s): #War
My Themes(s): #NewWorld #Magic #Humor #Psychological #GEORGE #JUSTGEORGE #DarkComedy #GeorgeFanclub

Prompt: Survivor Slaughter
Theme(s): #War
My Themes(s): #NewWorld #Magic #Humor #Psychological #GEORGE #JUSTGEORGE #DarkComedy #GeorgeFanclub

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Chapter 1: Everything Turned Bright
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Chapter 2: Blessing of the Tempest
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Chapter 3: White Lines and Cacti
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Chapter 4: Princess of the Chicken Instant Noodle Castle
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Chapter 5: Plants and Deranged Saviors
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Chapter 6: The Truest Gamer
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Chapter 7: UNRAVELing Answers and Comrades
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Chapter 8: The Ballad of the Gurgling Beatboxer
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Chapter 9: Free Panic NOT in the Disco
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Chapter 10: The Glorious Green Knight and His Noble Steed
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Chapter 11: The Smashing All Star Hero Till the End of the Night
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Chapter 12: The Gamer that Decided this Title
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Chapter 13: I Held My Piss and Punched a Kid in the Face
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Chapter 14: You Fucked with a Cactus Named George
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Chapter 15: The Beasts Smiles as Three Men and a Cactus Beat His Meat
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Chapter 16: Bitter Taste of the Glory Hole
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Chapter 17: Pissing at this Marvelous Pseudo-Cinematic Universe
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Chapter 18: I Stood at a Pile of Corpses and Claimed I'll Protect Them
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Chapter 19: I'll Protect You Too, the Reckoning
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Chapter 20: So this Piece of Shit was Useful All Along
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Chapter 21: My Sore Face's Reflection Glittering on the Toilet Bowl
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Chapter 22: I Will Kill Everyone, Then Myself
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Chapter 23: The Liar, the Dicksucker, the Roleplayer, and the Good Boi
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Chapter 24: Greater Persuation Under the Dimming Lights
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Chapter 25: Stealing Thunders, and the Telemarketer Weather Report
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Chapter 26: The Dick-sucking Testament
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Chapter 27: Gorilla Fish
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Chapter 28: My Prince Charming Screamed as He Fell Off the Roof
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Chapter 29: The Wolves of this Walled Street
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Chapter 30: My God Pushed Me Off the Cliff for Character Development
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Chapter 31: I Met the Sea Goddess and She's Amazing
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Chapter 32: I Came In Like a Criminal and Punched an Injured Dumdum in the Face
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Chapter 33: Criminal Smooth Chin Combat High
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Chapter 34: I Met the Dead God of the Sun, and He's Hot.
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Chapter 35: They Didn't Have to Knock on Heaven's Door
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Chapter 36: It was so Cold I had No Choice but to Laugh
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Chapter 37: The Rain Where You Dance with the Devil In
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Chapter 38: High-Powered Bitching and a Hydro Pump
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Chapter 39: Sometimes, it's All About Sending a Message
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Chapter 40: Balls that are Blued and Standoffs
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Chapter 41: Don't Stop the George Fanclub Raphsody
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Chapter 42: Unlimited George Works
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Chapter 43: Lie, Said the Moon. Survive, Said the Moon
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Chapter 44: Can I Pretend that the Rain were Shooting Stars?
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Chapter 45: AFTERWORD
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Chapter 46: Omake 1: Good Cop, Bad Cop
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GenreActionComedyFantasyMilitary / WarPsychological
UpdatedSep 03, 2021
Chapters46
Writing StatusFinished
Word Count56,589
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