Everything Turned Bright

Blessing of the Tempest

White Lines and Cacti

Princess of the Chicken Instant Noodle Castle

Plants and Deranged Saviors

The Truest Gamer

UNRAVELing Answers and Comrades

The Ballad of the Gurgling Beatboxer

Free Panic NOT in the Disco

The Glorious Green Knight and His Noble Steed

The Smashing All Star Hero Till the End of the Night

The Gamer that Decided this Title

I Held My Piss and Punched a Kid in the Face

You Fucked with a Cactus Named George

The Beasts Smiles as Three Men and a Cactus Beat His Meat

Bitter Taste of the Glory Hole

Pissing at this Marvelous Pseudo-Cinematic Universe

I Stood at a Pile of Corpses and Claimed I'll Protect Them

I'll Protect You Too, the Reckoning

So this Piece of Shit was Useful All Along

My Sore Face's Reflection Glittering on the Toilet Bowl

I Will Kill Everyone, Then Myself

The Liar, the Dicksucker, the Roleplayer, and the Good Boi

Greater Persuation Under the Dimming Lights

Stealing Thunders, and the Telemarketer Weather Report

The Dick-sucking Testament

Gorilla Fish

My Prince Charming Screamed as He Fell Off the Roof

The Wolves of this Walled Street

My God Pushed Me Off the Cliff for Character Development

I Met the Sea Goddess and She's Amazing

I Came In Like a Criminal and Punched an Injured Dumdum in the Face

Criminal Smooth Chin Combat High

I Met the Dead God of the Sun, and He's Hot.

They Didn't Have to Knock on Heaven's Door

It was so Cold I had No Choice but to Laugh

The Rain Where You Dance with the Devil In

High-Powered Bitching and a Hydro Pump

Sometimes, it's All About Sending a Message

Balls that are Blued and Standoffs

Don't Stop the George Fanclub Raphsody

Unlimited George Works

Lie, Said the Moon. Survive, Said the Moon

Can I Pretend that the Rain were Shooting Stars?

AFTERWORD

Omake 1: Good Cop, Bad Cop