The Y-files [GL]

After a classmate committed suicide, Claire is forced to volunteer to spearhead the First Bureau of Yurification (FBY) together with the illustrious counselor Anna Lyst to enhance yuri-awareness at her catholic all-girl school.
Together with their team, that we will witness being created, they will solve Y(uri)-files to make sure all those yuri seeds around them get to blossom to beautiful flowers.
Because yurilessness can be lethal!

The Y-files is an absurd romcom that is a parody and a homage to the yuri- genre.

This web novel updates 3-4 chapters a week

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Chapter 1: Louisa’s suicide
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Chapter 2: The FBY
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Chapter 3: The Assembly
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Chapter 4: Femme Fatale
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Chapter 5: Interlude: I have to make this work
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Chapter 6: Interlude: Protecting what is most important.
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Chapter 7: The first recruits
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Chapter 8: Developing yuri goggles
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Chapter 9: Interlude: Fetch!
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Chapter 10: Interlude: Reunion
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Chapter 11: Action, horror, and death in the kitchen
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Chapter 12: Interlude: Polly Tick’s politics
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Chapter 13: Tsundere alert!
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Chapter 14: The first Y-file
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Chapter 15: Getting on top.
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Chapter 16: The second Y-file
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Chapter 17: Interlude A date!
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Chapter 18: Preparation is half the battle
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Chapter 19: I overdid it!
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Chapter 20: Fien Anciers
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Chapter 21: Physics and yuriology
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Chapter 22: The climax of the first Y-file
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Chapter 23: Interlude: Taking a break.
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Chapter 24: Interlude: Mari Nade and Tory Yaki
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Chapter 25: Eclairs can have serious consequences.
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Chapter 26: Interlude: Tory’s story
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Chapter 27: Bully Mia and the Prince.
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Chapter 28: Interlude: Reminiscing over breakfast
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Chapter 29: A date with the prince!
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Chapter 30: The yuri Jeanne D’Arc
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Chapter 31: Strategic Meeting
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Chapter 32: Interlude: Coming home
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Chapter 33: My first date!
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Chapter 34: Tête-à-tête
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Chapter 35: Interlude: Another perspective
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Chapter 36: Interlude: Furry photoshoot
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Chapter 37: Emma arrives
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Chapter 38: My dinner with Anna
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Chapter 39: A date well started
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Chapter 40: Interlude: An interrupted date
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Chapter 41: The CYA
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Chapter 42: Yuridium
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Chapter 43: The interrogation
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Chapter 44: Visiting the sick is a work of mercy
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Chapter 45: The Princess
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Chapter 46: A wager with the Mayor
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Chapter 47: Scones, coffee and a visitor for breakfast
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Chapter 48: A new dress
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Chapter 49: A troublesome deal
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Chapter 50: The apology
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Chapter 51: Getting Ready
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Chapter 52: Welcome to Ronna’s talkshow!
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Chapter 53: Interlude: Mother knows best!
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Chapter 54: Interlude: Going home
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Chapter 55: Interlude: The babysitters [Vol.1 end]
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Chapter 56: An offer I can’t refuse? [Vol.2 start]
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Chapter 57: The first rehearsal
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Chapter 58: Vital Lyst enters the game
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Chapter 59: Anna abducted?
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Chapter 60: This is a job for the Y-team
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Chapter 61: Look into the light!
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Chapter 62: Putting the house in order
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Chapter 63: A new offer
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Chapter 64: Interlude: Away game! Kath vs Bernie
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Chapter 65: The aftermath
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Chapter 66: Interlude: The unexpected on an unexpected date.
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Chapter 67: The morning after
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Chapter 68: Consequences
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Chapter 69: Another Lyst
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Chapter 70: Maura has excellent yuri goggles
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Chapter 71: Nothing good will ever come of it
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Chapter 72: Interlude: Stepping in (R15)
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Chapter 73: Interlude: Dinner, bath, and a movie [R15]
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Chapter 74: Interlude: A second chance (1/3)
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Chapter 75: Interlude: A second chance (2/3)
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Chapter 76: Interlude: A second chance (3/3)
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Chapter 77: Interlude: A date by myself?
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Chapter 78: Interlude: Et tu, Maura
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Chapter 79: Performing at BOZAR!
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Chapter 80: Lunch with a German shepherd
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Chapter 81: Interlude: A game of Kath and Bernie
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Chapter 82: Calling a favor
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Chapter 83: Interlude Adopting a second one
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Chapter 84: Changes around the house
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Chapter 85: Interlude: Her childhood friend
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Chapter 86: Interlude: The Lyst sisters
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Chapter 87: Anna takes the lead [R15]
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Chapter 88: The road to the top [R15]
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Chapter 89: Short Circuit
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Chapter 90: Swimsuits
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Chapter 91: Interlude: The Swimming pool
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Chapter 92: Interlude: Dessert on the Ferris wheel [R15]
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Chapter 93: Interlude: Yuri on ice cream
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Chapter 94: Crisis at Femme Fatale
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Chapter 95: Trouble in Paradise
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Chapter 96: It’s a yuri emergency!
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Chapter 97: Interlude: Working on a Sunday
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Chapter 98: The rise of Anna Lyst [Vol.2 End]
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Chapter 99: Louisa’s parents [Vol. 3 start]
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Chapter 100: The idols
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Chapter 101: Interlude: Romeo elopes with Mercutio!
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Chapter 102: Threesome?
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Chapter 103: Interlude: The key to happiness
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Chapter 104: Louisa’s keepsakes
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Chapter 105: Dinner with mom
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Chapter 106: The box in the middle of my room
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Chapter 107: Interlude: The source of our rivalry
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Chapter 108: Interlude: A mother-daughter talk
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Chapter 109: Maxima’s invitation
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Chapter 110: The next step toward world yurification
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Chapter 111: Obtaining the voodoo handbook
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Chapter 112: A peek inside the book
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Chapter 113: Out of step!
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Chapter 114: Interlude: My Parents
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Chapter 115: Much ado about nothing
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Chapter 116: Interlude: Is it blackmail, an opportunity, or both?
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Chapter 117: Waffles for breakfast
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Chapter 118: Interlude: Learning from the master
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Chapter 119: A letter to the queen
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Chapter 120: That’s not what Yuri Blooms is about!
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Chapter 121: Interlude: Audience
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Chapter 122: The Cremation
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Chapter 123: Interlude: The coffee table
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Chapter 124: Tybalt crushes Romeo
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Chapter 125: Interlude: Getting the girls ready for the ball
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Chapter 126: Interlude: From theory to practice
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Chapter 127: A dance with Trixy
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Chapter 128: To play the Queen
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Chapter 129: Interlude: Chef!
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Chapter 130: Claire vs Pierre
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Chapter 131: Interlude: Love advice
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Chapter 132: Interlude: Annya and Trixy
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Chapter 133: Interlude: Taking charge for the first time
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Chapter 134: The last dance
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Chapter 135: Playing hooky
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Chapter 136: Interlude: A job offer
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Chapter 137: Back to work
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Chapter 138: The mystery bloke
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Chapter 139: Interlude: Unexpected guests
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Chapter 140: Yuri is the light!
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Chapter 141: Yuri will save the planet!
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Chapter 142: Interlude: It’s a long way to the top
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Chapter 143: Sleepover at Elsa’s place
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Chapter 144: Interlude: Family and Jazz
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Chapter 145: Interlude: Claire’s kryptonite
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Chapter 146: Interlude: Romeo and Juliet
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Chapter 147: Blossoming yuri is more important than proof for the Y-file
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Chapter 148: Grand finale
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Chapter 149: Epilogue: 9 years and 364 days later
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Chapter 150: Epilogue: The other side
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Chapter 151: Epilogue: The big day
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Chapter 152: Epilogue: Six weddings and a Y-file [End]
GenreComedyRomanceSchoolGirls Love
UpdatedAug 10, 2022
Writing StatusFinished
Word Count266,243
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