My Government-Issued Girlfriend Can't Be This Cute!

As low-birth rates loomed, Japan launched a program that granted government-issued girlfriends to prospective applicants. If approved, you’d have the honor of maintaining a glorified mooch!

Among mooches and freeloaders, Keiko Asagiri stands above the rest. She's snarky, sassy, and her new boyfriend isn't allowed to even touch her. Kazuma Nishikata invited a Trojan horse into his house and his cat rolled out the red carpet! Crazy cults, horny coworkers, and Keiko's 'Kill Switch' all await Kazuma in the madhouse that is his life!

Hope you enjoy! Certain triggering concepts within!
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Volume 2 is publishing now! Aiming for a new chapter about every two weeks.
My chapters are fairly long so need a bit more time to write them UwU

Hope you enjoy! Certain triggering concepts within!
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Please like and follow for more!
Volume 2 is publishing now! Aiming for a new chapter about every two weeks.
My chapters are fairly long so need a bit more time to write them UwU

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Chapter 1: The Mooch Arrives (Beginning of Volume 1)
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Chapter 2: Nishikata's Trial
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Chapter 3: Asada's Wrath
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Chapter 4: Gremlin Asagiri Unleashed
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Chapter 5: Feed of the Honeybees
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Chapter 6: The DeLightfuls
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Chapter 7: Mogami the Chadness
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Chapter 8: Noriko's Requiem
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Chapter 9: Shield Heart Online
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Chapter 10: Mooch Goes Snack Seeking
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Chapter 11: Past Meets Present
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Chapter 12: Young Madonna
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Chapter 13: Double Disappearances Part 1
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Chapter 14: Double Disappearances Part 2
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Chapter 15: Cardinal's Guidelines
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Chapter 16: Sweet Tooth/Sweet Dreams
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Chapter 17: Beauty and Beef Jerky
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Chapter 18: Sakura's Perspicacity
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Chapter 19: Infiltration Mission
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Chapter 20: The Return of Noriko
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Chapter 21: Mai's Warning
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Chapter 22: The Beginning of the End
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Chapter 23: When History Repeats Itself Part 1
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Chapter 24: When History Repeats Itself Part 2
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Chapter 25: Day By Day
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Chapter 26: Magellanic (Beginning of Volume 2)
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Chapter 27: Kikuchi's Deal
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Chapter 28: Sailor Sunlight
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Chapter 29: Madonna's Ultimatum
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Chapter 30: Running From Ourselves
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Chapter 31: A Cougar's Lair
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Chapter 32: Lingering Influences
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Chapter 33: Nemoto's Confession
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Chapter 34: A Conflicted Boyfriend
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Chapter 35: Double Trouble Part 1
Author
GenreComedyDramaEcchiRomanceSeinen
UpdatedMay 30, 2023
Chapters35
Writing StatusOngoing
Word Count89,710
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