As low-birth rates loomed, Japan launched a program that granted government-issued girlfriends to prospective applicants. If approved, you’d have the honor of maintaining a glorified mooch!

Among mooches and freeloaders, Keiko Asagiri stands above the rest. She's snarky, sassy, and her new boyfriend isn't allowed to even touch her. Kazuma Nishikata invited a Trojan horse into his house and his cat rolled out the red carpet! Crazy cults, horny coworkers, and Keiko's 'Kill Switch' all await Kazuma in the madhouse that is his life!