My Government-Issued Girlfriend Can't Be This Cute!

As low-birth rates loomed, Japan launched a program that granted government-issued girlfriends to prospective applicants. If approved, you’d have the honor of maintaining a glorified mooch!

Among mooches and freeloaders, Keiko Asagiri stands above the rest. She's snarky, sassy, and her new boyfriend isn't allowed to even touch her. Kazuma Nishikata invited a Trojan horse into his house and his cat rolled out the red carpet! Crazy cults, horny coworkers, and Keiko's 'Kill Switch' all await Kazuma in the madhouse that is his life!

Hope you enjoy! This is my attempt at the MAL x HF contest!
Certain triggering concepts within!
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Hope you enjoy! This is my attempt at the MAL x HF contest!
Certain triggering concepts within!
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Please like and follow for more!
Updates at least every Saturday PST :)

Author
GenreComedyDramaEcchiRomanceSeinen
UpdatedAug 31, 2022
Chapters25
Writing StatusFinished
Word Count57,739
Featured fan art of this novel.
Keiko doing the Yuno gasai yandere meme
Chibi cop version of Keiko asagiri
Keiko Asagiri Alpha Version Concept Art