"Alex Carson, a boy— I mean a man that needs to find the remaining Infini** Stones... to finally defeat Tha*** once and for all..."
"Hey! Alex! What the hell are you doing?!"
"I'm making an awesome synopsis!"
"Well don't fu***** use Ave*****: Infini** War!"
"Isn't the movie just started?"
"No! You absolutely missed it! The tickets are already sold out! And lucky me, because I already watched it."
"Wait, WHAT?! ARE SERIOUS?!"
"Yeah! Want me to spoil you—"
"NO! DON'T YOU DARE!"
"If you don't want me to spoil you, do the synopsis right this time!"
"Relax, I'm just going to make a prologue. Besides there are only 372 characters left... I mean 342 left... I mean 323... No, actually 303... actually 283—"
"Just make the damn Prologue!"
"Alright, alright, jeez, Oi! Reader? are you reading this? go to the Prologue! Alright?! I'll meet you there!"