Chapter 1:

This is just a prologue! Relax!

Beyond the Copyright! Actually I don't know a good title...


"Duuun, duun, dun dun dun, duuun, duun, dun dun dun, duuun, duun—"

"ALEX! I THOUGHT YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT PROPERLY!"

"I am doing it properly!"

"oh yeah?! by starting it with a St** Wars theme song?!"

"In a Galaxy far, far away! Luke Skywa**** met the Guard**** of the Gala**! Then—"

"What has this novel come to?"

"Relax... it's just a prologue."Bookmark here

"You already butchered the synopsis! and now this?! I wanted this to be a linear story! not some half-ass joke about your stupid nature!"Bookmark here

"Hey! first of all, ouch my pride, and second of all... I'm going to edit the Genres to trick the readers! that this is a linear story!"Bookmark here

"No! We've already done enough, and that's it! We're going to end it here!"Bookmark here

"NOO!!! Now this is going to be a half-assed chapter with your uptight ass ending it!"Bookmark here

"1st of all... that's a nice comeback, and 2nd of all this novel is a joke! It isn't even a novel anymore! I'm going to end it!"Bookmark here

"Hey, calm down... how about let's publish this chapter, and see what happens..."Bookmark here

"What? No!"Bookmark here

"Let's bet! If I win we're going to continue this with one chapter!"Bookmark here

"And if I win we're going to end it! And I'm going to spoil the movie to you!"Bookmark here

"HEY! That's not even fair!"Bookmark here

"If you call it unfair, then I'm going to end it... and spoil the—"Bookmark here

"Alright! Fine!"Bookmark here

"That's a good boy..."Bookmark here

"I'm not a dog!"Bookmark here

"Let's just end this chapter... please?"Bookmark here

"Okay! Bye! See you next time... if there is a next time... Woohoo! I'm crying! please help me continue—"Bookmark here

"Shut the hell up! Anyways... Bye!"Bookmark here

"BYEE!!"Bookmark here

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