He/They | Writer and Artist
Writing "Pigeon on a Power Line" for the Mal X Honeyfeed 2023 Contest
Finalist in the 2022 Contest with, "Are You Real?"
Pfp Art by Pit, @pawkaray on twitter
I’m empire, a 21 year old geezer. I spend my days chugging maple syrup and choccy milk straight from the carton, riding my provincially issued moose to work, and building igloos in my spare time like a proper millwright from the Southern armpit of Canada. But in my head? I’m more of a authorer of words, a real buddy-man-guy teller of tales, a creator of everything that’s ever mattered (to me at least).
Join me now—or, y'know, whenever you can—for
one hell of a harg nallin' adventure where words aren’t just words, they’re... actually no, they're just words. But! These are words that have been meticulously arranged in my stories that will, as 5 gum puts it, stimulate your senses... eventually...
anyway, I am become procrastinator, the destroyer of ambition and talk to me if you need anything...
- csg/empire
I usually read back as a courtesy but if you're gonna read JUST so I return the favor, heed my warning: I won't
apparently my writing style is too avant-garde for the weebs or some shit but if you ask me that's just a polite way to tell me I have terminal skill issue
So sorry y’all, my life has been crazy. I have hardly had the time to sit down and write. Ty for understanding ;)
She/her
I like to draw and write. I love my goats and dogs. I love horses too! Though sadly I don’t have one😭