I’m empire, a 21 year old geezer. I spend my days chugging maple syrup and choccy milk straight from the carton, riding my provincially issued moose to work, and building igloos in my spare time like a proper millwright from the Southern armpit of Canada. But in my head? I’m more of a authorer of words, a real buddy-man-guy teller of tales, a creator of everything that’s ever mattered (to me at least).

Join me now—or, y'know, whenever you can—for
one hell of a harg nallin' adventure where words aren’t just words, they’re... actually no, they're just words. But! These are words that have been meticulously arranged in my stories that will, as 5 gum puts it, stimulate your senses... eventually...

anyway, I am become procrastinator, the destroyer of ambition and talk to me if you need anything...

- csg/empire