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I love writing. So I write what I want.
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Yes. It's a bribe.
Jan 24, 2026
To:Mai
What? Being too damn sexy? Or the invitation to his balls? I mean both seem okay to me. He's being polite about it, hahaha
She just saw a tall drink of water after a lifetime in the desert.
The Great Wall of HaHas
This is my first time writing real thirst...
Actually, the more I think about it, that's a lie.
Phyllis was thirst incarnate.
I hope my story doesn't make you too tense. *wink*
I showed this wall to my spouse. They laughed.
A massive one at that!
Maybe a little shame if you say so...
Whoa, I don't kink shame here. bahahahaha
To:Gurg
Is this a sound joke?!
*head pats*
Poor...wait. Rich Ot...wait. Poor rich, Oto--poor...wait! *brain smokes*
Whatever do you mean?!?! *coy smile* bahahaha
Ah yes, her Oto-sitting money.
Both are famous for completely different reasons. One wants it. The other despises it. A true unstoppable force vs immovable object scenario.