Combining https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnerotomachia_Poliphili with The "nice boat" preempt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI4DSI541nw

Denny Fritz is an anime-based standup comic… and possibly the least funny comedian on Earth. When he gets transported to another world, he's pleased to find that the inhabitants think his jokes are hilarious! But when Denny accidentally gets involved in a war of succession for the next king, h...

Humans have settled a million worlds, all led by the Council of Humankind. On Fobo 2, society is beginning to crumble under a mysterious rise in violence, and the council has sent one of their historian mages to stop the violence before it can spread to other planets. Ashtin Blackford is hardl...

Alex Pierre is a college freshman with a broken heart. After a devastating breakup, she's decided to put romance on hold to focus on her studies, but that plain is tested when Yoshino Lexington pushes her way into Alex's life. A beauty with an ugly personality, Yoshino is the daughter of the c...