Crazy kid's monologue in Korona quarantine
Ok, it’s time for the idiotic comedy routine to lighten the mood!
First, let’s clear up some misunderstanding: I’m not dumb. Let me prove it to yah: my 12 years of hardworking payoff with my enrollment to the university with one of the highest scores in my major, which is has the one of the highest benchmarks in my study field! And my field is one of the most esteem and well-known of in my entire university! And my university is one of the most famous university through out the country!
Yeah, I know, there a lot of “the one of the most”, but that’s enough to provive the fact that I’m not DUMB. Well, At least not as dumb as I’m appeared to be.
Ok, misunderstanding cleared up. Let’s move on.
In one of the attempts trying to talk to other people, I got myself an acquaintance. The fact that I’m trying my best to deny the fact that that guy is the first friends I had in my class, and the person who talked to me the most in the first few days, kinda tell you a lot about this guy personality.
Well let call him D, short for “dickhead”, is your typical type of out-going guys but got weirdly mix in with his nature as being a hardcore Otaku. So, as his type of cheerful person, with a weird hobby, got in a class where there a lot of strict-type people, his hobby only be showed to me? Of all people! It’s like this, that fucking asshole deemed to find himself the most Otaku–looking guy in our entire class to shared his hobby. And guess what, is me!
Another misunderstanding probably need to be clear up, I’m not an Otaku, no matter how much I seem to be like one. Well, maybe not at that time. But that’s the stories for another day.
So, what end up happen was, he kept talking about some anime, manga or some weird games I never even heard off. And guess what, by the time I understood some of it, I wanted to kill myself. D is not your typical fanboy you always found, whose preference was something like Narato, AOT or some light-hearted romance comedy, even a bit of ecchi is understandable. But this guy like Loli! Loli? You have to imagine, what a shameless of the person this clown has to be to openly talking about that stuff to a guy who has a younger sister himself. I repeat, I explicitly told him, stopped talking about that stuff, I have a fucking sister!
At the times I found out, I deemed him as trash and tried to get rid of him. But the time pass by and D prove himself to me as somewhat you can call a “gentleman”, his preference probably only to those exists in 2D. I guess not all trash needed to be burned and buried, some can be recycled.
And then one day, this fucker dared to play games in class. As your model student, I condemned his as burnable trash once again and proceeded to take him out. Well, maybe not this time, I guess the time I spent with him had somewhat infected me because I was playing game too.
But D played some R-18 game while I only played some time-killing stuff. Well, to openly do stuff like, this guy wanted to die, I guess.
So, in the break time, D, probably worn out from stayed up all night, decided to take a nap. I mean, how exactly can this idiot, at one second played something that basically a porn, and the next second slept soundly like a baby. Well, not that gonna even matter, you gonna die soon anyway.
I ended up doing the things the society would probably do to this piece of shit - Kill him. I silently disabled his headset bluetooth, turned the volume in his laptop to the max, and the execution has been set.
Break end, class started again. D turned his laptop back up, open his games, push a key, and then:
“Ahhhhh, stop! Oni-channn..”
The whole class turned to him, the look and the gaze was somewhat as if you lay your eyes on some hideous thing that make you wonder why it even exist in this world.
Well, that social death for you. And then, it followed up by 2 hours of being enlighten by the class instructor, ended up failing the class and has to do some community labor.
That was actually so light, if it was me, I gonna sue him, lock him up and make him stay away from children for the rest of his life.
After that, D amazingly still has some strength left to spew out some nonsense:
“Why is this happen to me?”
Why is this not happen to you until now?
Well, I guess if he learned something out of this, then maybe even a trash as he was, can be recycled.
“Oh! I have to go home, Yuki-chan is waiting for me”
And he ran away. Yep, fucking idiot. OK, the next time we meet, he’s dead.
So much for the story of the first “friend” I have in university. Not exactly the type of guy you would expect, hah.
So, D annoyed me end up half-dead, so please remember it when you decide to cross me, don’t. As I was telling you, I’m not fucking DUMB.
Well, at least not as dumb as I’m appeared to be.