Chapter 110: Battle of Drunken People

Chapter 110: Battle of Drunken People

Soldiers have busted into the bar. Zeth and Sasha are both drunk, so they must be able to fight while intoxicated.

Zeth approaches one of the soldiers.

“I’m soooo drunk,” Zeth says with a drunken smile. “Hehe hehe hehe.”

“Get away from me, you drunk bastard!” the soldier shouts.

Zeth throws a wobbly punch that hits the soldier, sending the soldier flying back, his body crashing into some drunk people.

“Hey, yu you assssshole,” a drunk demon slurs.

The drunk people turn their attention to the soldier and start attacking him, alerting the other soldiers.

Not willing to allow their fellow soldier to be hurt, the soldiers begin attacking drunk people, starting an all-out brawl.

Sasha is drunkenly dancing on the dance floor when soldiers come to attack the drunk people.

“Hey, tha tha that’s not ni nice,” Sasha says, glaring at them with drunken anger.

Sasha forms her Dark Spear and throws it at a soldier, but her drunkenness causes her to miss. Instead, it pierces a different soldier, killing him instantly.

“Who the hell threw that!?” a soldier yells.

“Mu mu me!” Sasha responds, wobbling with drunken fury.

The soldier starts firing his assault rifle at Sasha, but he is attacked by other drunk people before he can get off more than a few bullets.

Keith stands on a table with a microphone.

“Go, my br br brothers!” Keith drunkenly shouts. “Sh sh show them no mer mer mercy! Sh sh show them the power of drunk!!”

“There he is!” the soldier leader yells. “Get him!”

Unfortunately for them, the drunk people start rallying. Even with their weapons, the soldiers have a hard time fighting the drunk humans and demons, as the drunk ones have awkward and unpredictable movements. The drunk ones begin stumbling into their punches.

“Get ou ou out oooff ouuur bu bu baaar!!” a drunk demon shouts.

Sasha approaches Zeth, smiling with drunken happiness.

“Hey, Ze Ze Zeth,” Sasha says. “Throw me a a at them.”

“Okay,” Zeth replies. “Anything fo fo for you.”

Zeth picks up Sasha and throws her toward some soldiers. She has her Dark Spears ready and stabs multiple soldiers in the neck when she reaches them.

“That wa wa was fu fu funnnnn!” Sasha shouts with drunken joy.

“We have to retreat!” a random soldier yells.

“Ohhhh nooooo you du du don’t!” Keith drunkenly shouts.

Keith warps in from a dimensional hole that opens near the entrance door.

“You ch ch chumps aren't gu gu going anywhere!” Keith shouts.

***

And so over the course of another hour, all the drunk people had their way, which ended with the deaths of the soldiers. The inside of the bar also took massive damage from the fight. Two hours have now passed since the heroes split into groups.

Keith jumps on top of a table and shouts into the microphone for all the guests to hear. “Now that that is o o over, let’s drink some mu mu more!!”

“Yeahhhh!!!!” Zeth and Sasha shout in drunken unison.

“Thanks for dealing with those unwanted pests!” the bar owner, a demon, shouts. “Everyone! Drinks are on the house!!”

All of the drunk people in the bar begin to cheer, raising their liquor glasses high.

“Mu mu more drinks!!!” Zeth shouts.

“Mu mu more fuuunnnn!!!” Sasha shouts.

“Let's ce ce celebraaaate!!!!” Keith screams.

***

And so, for another hour, they all drink more, becoming even more drunk.

Zeth, Sasha, and Keith have their arms wrapped around each other’s shoulders as they swing back and forth, basking in their drunken glory.

“Wa wa what do do you sa sa say we blow thi thi this ji ji joint and do fun sh sh shit?” Keith asks.

“Su su sounds gu gu good,” Zeth replies.

“Ee ee evennnn mu mu more fu fu funnn!!” Sasha shouts.

Zeth, Sasha, and Keith walk out like best buddies in the world, laughing and being drunk.

Three hours have now passed since the heroes split into groups, and there is only one hour left until they are supposed to meet back up. With Zeth and Sasha completely wasted, what will become of the meetup?

Chapter 110 END
To be Continued in Chapter 111: The Search for the Drunken Divine Beings