Confession Games

"I love you. Please go out with-"
"Sorry, come back when you stop looking like a porcupine."

Haruto Akishiro is a 16 year old who doesn't see himself as anything special. No weird hair, not an orphan, no unexplainable talent or super power. As he would say, a general Citizen A. However, his high school was definitely not normal. After all, it wasn't your grades or your personality that had the final say here. It was your ability to find a girlfriend.
At Yorokobi Academy, students strived to find a girlfriend before graduation and only those successful in their endeavours would be able to move on to the bright future that had been promised and proven by alumni of the institution.

However, Haruto rejects this game that makes a joke out of love. Even as he ends up wrapped into it anyway.
"Please go out with-"
"Stop right there. I'm obviously not the guy you want to say that to."

Prompt: Impossible Romance
Themes: #comedy #harem
My theme: #school