Hello!! This is Alfir speaking! It's not like a bio needs a mic check, but meh~ I am doing it anyway... mic check, mic check, this is Alfir do you copy? Noob author on the mic over.

My demands are small--- read my work, give me some honey, do some comments, make our lives a bit livelier, give me honey again, smile, don't forget to follow...

Aaaaah... That's too much ain't it? Well, suit yourself, and have a happy reading.
I am not forcing you, really...

It's not like I'll kidnap your relatives and stuff them into a bag, and drop them in a river with a boulder on top of 'em... really... It's not like I can hack into the net and extrapolate your location from their... really... Just saying, read my novels... or not?