Oct 28, 2025
To:Sammi9519
"Uncle, read this comment," Yalda said as she lifted her tablet up to him with a masterfully crafted, snide grin on her face. "It'll change everything."
"I'll bite. What exactly are you getting at?" he asked, a brow raised after reading the comment.
"You see, the calcium in your vitamin rocks make it hard to take in all the iron they have in them. So, that means you shouldn't be feeding me those anymore."
"Well, that might be true...if you were a human."
"Eh...?" Yalda's head tilted curiously. "B-b-b-but...!"
"If nothing else, maybe I'll add some juice on the side to those rocks. How does that sound?"
"I can't believe this..." Yalda cried. "You're dummy poopy head, Uncle!"
"At least I'm a dummy poopy head who wants you to grow up big and strong." He handed her a chocolate bar. "So tell your friend that I appreciate the sentiment, but human biology is much different from an Exceed's."
"Aha!" Yalda unwrapped the chocolate bar. "Okay, Uncle!"
(BTW, I may or may not be adjusting my diet based on your information lol I had no idea that calcium makes it harder to absorb iron😱)