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I am an alien.
What is an Achievement?
May 10, 2026
I nearly cried, but the tragedy I read before I read this chapter steeled my heart.
Sadge, cry.
May 09, 2026
Brainrot is bad. It's even worse when it's served to you by child-eating immortal lizard people from the government.
I forgot that they were lizard people. I always did say that the heads of state were child-eating immortal lizard people from space.
May 07, 2026
Stressing is really not good for their health.
May 04, 2026
The magic show has indeed gone very wrong-yeem.
May 03, 2026
I know what a glooptheth is, but I cannot, for the life of me, figure out what a pernsnacker is.
Apr 26, 2026
Sixty-seven?!
Humans aren't very smart, so this checks out-yeem.
Apr 21, 2026
Zaap would like to ask you about you starship's extended warranty.
Apr 19, 2026
They took her clothes! No! Such a stylish outfit, gone like the wind...
To:Jay Mark
No. Short people are average height.
There are tall people, average height people, and evil people.
Apr 17, 2026
This guy is clearly crazy. Forced mineralization is a crime under intergalactic law.
Apr 14, 2026
Cement benches do not taste good. This is because of the shells in them.