In the sacred land of Logress dwells many people, beasts, and phantasmal things. All the same the people live in harmony with one another and make do with what they have. However, when the strength of the people is not enough, there exist guardians of nature who act in their stead. This is the story of one of those guardians, the Lady of the Lake. Although her power should only be reserved for matters of the utmost importance, she finds herself dealing with matters of the utmost absurd instead.