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A Vampire's Guide to Owning and Caring for Your Pet Human
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Oct 24, 2026
A
5,985
words
Comedy
Fantasy
Horror
Supernatural
Post-Apocalyptic
Comedy
Fantasy
Horror
Supernatural
Post-Apocalyptic
Chapters
Chapter
1
Post 1: A Vampire's Guide to Owning and Caring for Your Pet Human (Updated!!)
Oct 11, 2026
18
1
Chapter
2
Post 2: Choosing Your Human
Oct 11, 2026
13
1
Chapter
3
Post 3: Paperwork & Safety (Microchips, Tags, and Your Obedience Sigil)
Oct 11, 2026
17
1
NEW!
Chapter
4
Post 4: Housing & Diet
Oct 24, 2026
8
2
NEW!
Chapter
5
Post 5: Enrichment & Discipline
Oct 24, 2026
12
2
NEW!
Chapter
6
Post 6: Socializing Your Pet
Oct 24, 2026
12
2
NEW!
Chapter
7
Post 7: Closing Remarks (and a Question for the Community)
Oct 24, 2026
21
2
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