16Our intrepid protagonist has a problem. A girl problem. His not-so-secret admirer Snowball, the mad scientist in pink bunny slippers, has disappeared on a hike in the woods. The only trace of her whereabouts? Her Super Secret Love Diary 💖, filled to the brim with all sorts of embarrassing e...
12Our intrepid protagonist has one week before the restaurant he works at is subject to a health inspection. Will he be able to clean up his act in time? Meanwhile, his sister is gunning for a hot date with a billionaire clown. What could possibly go wrong?
8This Thanksgiving. The dead. Will. GOBBLE.
11310th-grader Wallace Wade has a bit of a problem: he's been punning nonstop lately. Uncontrollably, in fact. Try as he might, he just can't seem to stop scraping the bottom of an inexhaustible barrel gunked with the lowest form of humor. Weird. Maybe it's karma. Maybe it's fate. Maybe it's just...
5Dingo was never supposed to have that gun. Mystic Eyes was never supposed to make that trade. Wonderbaby was never supposed to get away with it. And Weasel will never be one of them. 4 PEOPLE. 1 PIMPLE. ∞ APOCALYPSE. XRIPPERS. A PSYCHO-ILLOGICAL THRILLER FOR THE END OF THE WORLD. 3... 2......
